Tales from Rent-a-Sith
by Per'agana: peragana@yahoo.com



Rating: PG-13, for now :)
Disclaimers: All the SW characters are owned by The George. I won't make any money off this (but will hopefully soothe *some* of my frustrated desires) so please don't sue me! Also, Rent-a-Sith comes from Ziggy's Rent-a-Jedi stories. She's kindly allowed me to use her concept. (Thanks Zigs! You're the best!)
Premise: Very busy in her job as manager of Rent-a-Jedi, Ziggy has hired an assistant manager to handle the Sith side of things.
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"...and your office is around the corner, first door on the left. Supplies are in the room next door. I requisitioned a droid for you, he'll tell you the rest..." Ziggy's voice trailed off into the distance. Liz looked curiously after her retreating form. Ziggy did seem rather...preoccupied...today, though also *quite* relaxed. Liz smiled to herself. Must be *some* Jedi over there, she thought as she turned the doorknob to her new office...and proceeded to walk directly into the door. She glared at the door, and gave it a healthy shove, nearly falling into the room in the process. "Bloody damn door", she snarled, ordering the computer to turn on the lights and looking around in amazement. Computer, desk, chair...and barely room for a second chair in front of the desk. "What the hell is this, some kind of storage room?" she asked, turning in surprise at a sudden chorus of beeps and bleeps behind her as a slightly dingy astromech droid wedged his way into the narrow doorway.

"Uh huh, broom closet. Well, that would have been my next guess. Wait...don't tell me. You're my new assistant."

The droid beeped affirmatively, swiveling his large round head side-to-side.

"Well, good to meet you, R3-G20T. I'm not even going to *ask* how I ended up with an astromech droid for a job like this." The droid beeped a response. "Fifty-percent-off sale. Right. Of course." Liz had already deduced from her job interview that the Jedi Council was less than thrilled that Sith were actually a money-making part of Ziggy's successful Rent-a-Jedi enterprise, and were therefore determined not to actually spend any extra money on such luxuries as a protocol droid for the newly installed Manager of the Rent-a-Sith division of Rent-a-Jedi. Or, she thought glumly, an office that really was intended to be an office. Still, she considered, the pay wasn't all *that* bad, and the perks... Liz smiled to herself as she set about organizing the disarray. Weirdest ad she'd ever seen, she reflected. "Well-rounded, organized, customer-oriented manager needed to assist general manager of Rent-a-Jedi, Inc. Must have excellent managerial skills, attention to detail, not be easily intimidated, and must generally have the proper demeanor to get along with Sith Lords."

"Oh, I'm looking forward to this," she said to the little droid as she hung up several sets of keys.

R3 let out a long string of bleeps and blurbles, the last one sounding very sarcastic.

"Don't mess with the employees, right. I wouldn't even think of it, I *need* this job," Liz said emphatically. Though I *am* curious, she thought as she turned around....right into the cold metal mask of Darth Vader.

"Yeeeaaagh!" she shrieked, jumping in surprise. "Don't bloody sneak up on me like that!"

"Ah, I see the Jedi have deigned to give us a new manager," Vader said in his deep, booming baritone. "Perhaps *you* will understand the power of the Dark Side," he boomed, his voice sounding incredibly loud in the little office-closet.

"Yeah, whatever," she said, "I'm Liz. What can I do for you?"

"My room is cramped," he snarled, "my bed is too short, I must share a restroom with that sloppy Freedon Nadd, and now my ceiling..." his voice rose sharply..."is LEAKING!" His fist came down sharply on the desk, making the piles of papers (not to mention Liz herself) jump wildly. "WHEN will I ever get this fixed? I have already put in NINE maintenance requests!" he ranted, barely able to get in his characteristic deep mechanical breaths.

"Yeah, yeah, don't have a systems failure on me," Liz muttered irritably. "The money *has* been a little tight", she started. Vader sucked in his breath ominously. "Alright, I understand that the Sith wing is lacking a few...upgrades", she said, trying for diplomatic. Vader snorted. Liz sighed, and said brightly "Well, the good thing about R3 is that he should be pretty good at fixing the plumbing..." R3 beeped encouragingly and headed toward the lift. Vader shook his fist at her. "He'd *better* be," he threatened and stomped off after the droid.

Liz turned and started sifting through the box of maintenance requests. "I just bloody got here," she grumbled, roughly tossing the papers into piles. "He doesn't have to be such a damned rude, overbearing, booming pain in the ass!" she raged. "Who'd want to *pay* to sleep with him anyway? He's lucky the Jedi even let him *have* a bed, the inconsiderate...." she broke off in mid-rant, belatedly feeling a presence behind her.

"Excuse me," a voice purred, about a half-inch behind her ear. She turned quickly, and nearly stumbled into the hooded Sith.

Maul caught her easily, steadying her with his leather-gloved hand. He looked intently at her, amusement flickering across his tattooed face. "I *did* knock, he said in his soft, controlled voice, "but I don't believe you heard me."

She sucked in her breath, all too aware of the heat of his body against hers. She tried in vain to speak, her tongue feeling like lead in her mouth. "I....uh...", she said lamely, her eyes taking in his feral features, his glowing eyes, the elegant curve of his obsidian neck, the lithe, combat-sharpened body, and the tight waist encased in its wide leather band. She swallowed, and pulled away from him, breathing deeply to try to center herself. "I'm Liz, the new Sith Manager", she said in what she hoped was a properly professional tone. "What can I do for you, Lord...?"

"Darth Maul", he said quietly, but with a Sith Lord's confident menace. "And I actually came to see how *you* were." His eyes raked hers with focused intensity.

"What...do you mean? I'm fine...", she stammered, a bit confused.

"Are you now?" Maul said, clearly enjoying her discomfiture. "I felt your rage carry across the building. It was... unexpectedly strong."

Liz blushed, much to her annoyance, and tried to speak. "Well, I didn't mean....I mean, Vader was...." her frustrated voice trailing off into silence.

Maul's golden eyes bored into her. "*Don't* apologize", he said fiercely. "Like fear, anger can be an ally. You have much to learn about the ways of the Sith..." he broke off, studying her intently. "Liz is not a proper name for a Sith", he said, looking at her questioningly. "Perhaps....Elisabieta?"

The new name sounded like royalty when said in Maul's soft voice, and she shivered involuntarily. She smiled at him. "Perhaps", she said, her voice sounding unusually shrill in the small room.

He turned toward the door, stopping only to bow his head slightly to her. "Until next time then, Elisabieta," he purred, closing the door behind him.


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Liz smiled and stepped back to admire the new wallpaper R3 had hung in her office. "Not..bad", she said, considering. The room did look infinitely better, and considerably less like a broom closet. She grabbed a framed blow-up of her first ad for Rent-a-Sith in the "Darkside Quarterly" and hung it on the wall, nodding at R3 in satisfaction. R3 bleeped at her and headed off to have a look at Vader and Freedon Nadd's clogged drain (again).

She sighed, enjoying the first break in her hectic first week at Rent-a-Sith. Between Vader's endless complaints and some eccentric rich chick that hired out *all* the Sith (including Vader, strangely enough) for two days, it hadn't exactly been a breeze so far. She quickly proofed the blueline for a Sith-focused brochure for Rent-a-Jedi, and corrected the unsightly orangey tone the printer had inadvertently given the Darth Maul- ish double-bladed lightsaber logo. "Get your Dark Side Here!" _indeed_, she said with a smile, amused at the copy she'd written. She emailed the proof back to the printer and picked up the scientific journal she was hopelessly trying to write abstracts for-- Rent-a- Sith didn't pay *quite* well enough, and this freelance abstracting work for the Galactic Psychological Association helped narrow the gap a bit. "The psychosexual effects of gamma-interleukin-y in the Corellian postpubescent zebra mollusk." Liz groaned aloud as she read the article title and tossed the journal aside. I just *can't* concentrate, she thought irritably. Her mind kept resting on Maul's ferocious golden eyes, and quickly traveling downward despite her halfhearted attempts to resist thinking about him, or wondering about how far down those damn tattoos went. She shook her head fiercely to dislodge the clinging thoughts, and sifted through the pile of maintenance requests, looking for one that her limited skills could accomplish without R3's help.

Hmmm, she thought, picking a software-error problem out of the pile and noting the name on the request. This I can do, and I *would* like to finally meet the infamous Exar Kun, she mused. As she headed for the door she nearly collided with T, Ziggy's protocol droid. T "ahem"-ed and stepped back, handing her a large bouquet of interesting, odd-smelling herbs. "This.came for you", T said nervously, quickly handing it to her and looking around as if he expected Sith to drop out of the ceiling on him, then scuttling at top speed down the hall toward the Jedi side. Liz looked curiously at the bouquet, her passing interest in herbs picking out wolfsbane, henbane, foxglove, belladonna..all incredibly poisonous. Very *interesting* taste, she thought, picking up the card sticking out of a hellebore stalk. "I offer an opportunity to learn, and dinner, tonight at 8. A speeder will pick you up. Come alone", the card said. Liz scratched her head absently, trying to figure out the identity of her mystery dinner host, and realizing to her irritation how much she hoped it was Maul. Well, she thought, I live with Sith, might as well live dangerously! She tossed the card on the desk for later and headed upstairs to fix Kun's software dilemma.

She knocked at his door, somewhat disappointed not to receive a reply. Shrugging, she pulled out her keys and unlocked the door. She looked around the room, somewhat surprised. While the room was fairly spartan, it was also littered with papers and tomes and assorted data crystals, all in a curious angular script that she assumed was the Sith language. She moved a stack of books on the desk and unearthed Exar's computer, sitting down to take a look. The error was a simple one, and easily corrected, but she couldn't resist looking at one of Kun's Sith philsophy files. She was so completely engrossed in Kun's take on the Dark Side that she didn't hear the door open.

"What the *hell* are you doing in here?!?" a voice snarled from the doorway.

Liz jumped, spilling a pile of papers, and turned around guiltily. She started to speak and stopped short as her eyes took in the sight- Exar Kun wet from the shower and utterly naked save for a *very* small towel around his waist. Younger than she expected, his muscular, lithe body was easily Maul's equal. Anger flared from his blue- grey eyes as his glare raked her up and down. "Well?", he growled, impatiently.

She stood quickly, cheeks flaming as she remembered how quickly Maul had disconcerted her the other day. She was determined not to let *another* Sith get the best of her that easily. "I'm Liz, your new manager, and you *did* ask to have your computer fixed", she snapped, brandishing the maintenance request.

Kun looked her up and down again, slowly examining her. "That I did...", he said, grinning. He walked toward her, avoiding the piles of paper on the floor. His body brushed against hers as he stepped behind her, and she shivered involuntarily. He leaned in close to her, his breath hot on her neck, and whispered in her ear "but I don't believe I had any trouble with *this* particular file..."

"I used it as an example," she said, turning her head to face him, "so that I could make sure..." her voice fading away as he reached across her to take the paper from her hand, lightly brushing her nipple in the process.

"In fact," he said, setting the paper on the desk, "I believe I specifically mentioned that the problem was with the Web software, not the word processor." He looked at her, amused, a ghost of a smile playing across his face. "Not, of course, that I have a problem with your desire to learn more about the Sith," he said softly.

Exar brought his hand up and caressed her jaw, tilting her face toward his. "Indeed, I am truly *quite* pleased," he whispered, tangling his hand in her hair and pulling her to him. His lips brushed hers softly, experimentally, then harder, more demanding. She ran her hands along his smooth skin and wrapped herself around him, opening to his touch. His tongue lightly probed her mouth, then thrust into her, his hand reaching down to cup her ass. She moaned, ramming her tongue into his mouth, her senses reeling. He pulled her shirt up, his hands fondling her breasts through her bra, his tongue lightly flicking the fabric covering a nipple as he reached for the clasp in back. She leaned her head back, giving herself over to his expert ministrations. Oh, gods, this was good! Suddenly she remembered R3's warning about messing with the employees, and reluctantly pulled away from him with a frustrated whimper.

"WHAT," he growled, his eyes darkening with anger, "is the problem?"

"It's just...." she tried to find her voice again, and to adjust her shirt and her dignity. "I could get fired for doing this", she said reluctantly, her body on fire and every molecule desperately wanting him to continue.

"Are you truly this willing to allow the Jedi to dictate what you may and may not do with the Sith?" he spat, furious.

"Please, Exar, I need this job....especially so I can continue to explore the ways of the Sith", she finished, realizing belatedly that she meant it. She truly was curious about the Sith, and about more than Kun and Maul's incredible bodies and smoldering glares.

Kun's expression lightened somewhat at her response, and stepped toward her, running his hands down her back. "All right", he said, "I will respect your wishes...for now. But do not allow the Jedi to manipulate you," he whispered, cupping her face in his hand, "you *are* one of us, even if you have not yet realized this." He sighed, and reluctantly released her.

She shot him a look that perfectly conveyed what she would *like* to do, and turned and ran from the room, lest she let herself *act* on any of those things.


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Liz grabbed a towel and morosely began mopping up the water on her bathroom counter. After her abortive encounter with Exar Kun, she'd run to her sink and proceeded to splash half the contents of Coruscant Reservoir #12 on her face in a futile attempt to try to calm down.

"Gods, what was I *thinking*?!?" she muttered, stabbing at the countertop with the towel. She'd certainly worked with attractive men before, and she'd had a few offers, but she'd *never* just fallen into the arms of someone she just *met*, for crying out loud, and someone who could get her fired, at that!

She sighed, wringing the towel in the sink, her rational side desperately trying to get a word in edgewise. "Alright, Liz", her practical side argued, "admit it. The Sith *are* different. You knew that when you took this job."

"Yeah, yeah", she muttered aloud, hoping nobody would walk in and notice the fierce debate between Liz and Liz. She had to concede this one, though. She was generally a pretty sensible person and didn't think much of ephemeral things like the Force. She also had little use for the Jedi, who, she thought, act as though they're the answer to all the world's problems, with egos sized to match. Accepting a job where the Jedi Council paid her salary wasn't on the menu of things she wanted to go out and do-- but this job was different. Like most ordinary, non-Force-using people, the most she knew of the word "Sith" was something your mother used to scare you into brushing your teeth before bedtime-- "watch out, or the Sith will get you!" The fact that there were truly people who called themselves Sith out there, and that women were intrigued enough by them to pay for "enlightenment" from them was curious indeed. And Liz had always been, much to her endless detriment, terminally curious. She sighed, thinking that she was starting to learn exactly *why* people would pay for these Sith to enlighten them, and that, once again, her curiosity would land her in a heap of trouble.

"Well," her emotional side tried to reason, "you do have the right temperament to work with people that embrace the Dark Side," (read: perpetually pissy), "and you *do* find that welcoming your anger keeps you from feeling like a victim-- perhaps you truly identify with these Sith." Liz liked that idea. It was much better than thinking that she was simply destined to become a pile of quivering Jell-O every time she saw Darth Maul or Exar Kun. (She was also steadfastly ignoring her rational side, which was currently jumping up and down yelling "DENIAL! YOU'RE IN DENIAL!!" at the top of its lungs.)

Having declared the debate over, she locked her door and plopped on the bed, determined not to run into any *more* interesting people for a while. She grabbed her laptop and the next lucky psych journal, and proceeded to lose herself in a study of psychoanalytic treatment methods for Huttese subjects with body-image disorder (i.e. Jabba on a diet). She tried to ignore the fact that her apprehension was steadily increasing as 8 pm came closer. She slammed the journal closed and forced herself to think about the dinner invitation. Go, or don't go? She was still debating as she walked over to the closet and started pulling clothes out and tossing them on the bed. She sighed, aware that she'd already mentally decided to go. Liz looked critically at the two outfits she'd laid out, trying to choose between the one that said "I don't trust you at all and want to be ready to run away really fast" (black pants, long black sweater, running shoes, vibroblade concealed under the sweater) and the one that said "I trust you to entertain me with a fancy dinner but am still suspicious of the ride home" (long slinky black stretch velvet dress, velvet shoes, velvet purse with small blaster pistol). She put on the black velvet dress, brushing out her shoulder-length black curly hair, and pulling back the dark purple wave in front with an amethyst hairclip.

She tried not to be nervous as she waited on the landing pad, watching a sleek, black, low-slung sport speeder gracefully touch down. She popped the side hatch and got in, feeling her heart leap as she noticed that the driver wore a black hooded cloak and leather gauntlets. He lifted his hand and pulled his hood back, revealing the familiar tattooed face and crown of sharp, hooked horns. She sighed with irritation, determined not to let him get to her. "What is this about?" she asked, "what do you want from me?"

"I cannot simply be interested in taking you to dinner?" Maul asked in that maddeningly soft voice of his. Liz frowned at him. He nodded to her and expertly guided the speeder off the landing pad into the flow of traffic. "In this case," he said, pausing, ".your perceptions are correct. My master wishes to speak with you."

"Your..master?" Liz said in disbelief.

"I *do* have a life outside of pleasing your clients, Elisabieta," Maul said wryly. The speeder lurched alarmingly as he jinked it upward into the faster stream of traffic. He noted her disturbed expression and grinned at her. "Does my driving unnerve you?" he asked, clearly amused, as he hit the throttle and deftly maneuvered around the other ships. She gripped the handle on her door hatch, grimacing at him. Maul merely smiled at her, and drove faster. She thought she'd managed to adjust to the unmentionable speed and the sideways, between-building shortcuts (she had to admit, his reflexes were truly amazing.) when he suddenly nosed the speeder into a steep, near-vertical dive.

"Yeeeeeep!" she shrieked as he pulled out of the dive and whipped the speeder into a narrow landing bay. Maul cut the engine and turned to look at her. "Hmmm...I believe I have disturbed you," he purred, leaning in close to her. "Perhaps I will proceed more slowly..." he ran his gloved hand slowly down her thigh..."from now on." There was a mocking tone to his voice, yet still it sounded like aural ecstasy. She closed her eyes as a shiver ran up her spine.

Damn it all, she thought, I'm giving in again! She struggled to catch her breath, the fear of the tight landing and the sheer sensation of Maul's presence dueling within her. Gods, but the man was delicious! She stiffened as he ran his hand very slowly along her jaw, moving patiently across her neck and down her back. "Is this a more... acceptable... speed?" he whispered, his breath hot on her neck. Ah, hell with the warnings, she thought recklessly. She realized she'd never wanted anyone quite *this* badly, if she resisted now she might forever regret it. She smiled at him, leaning into his arm, and titled her face toward his. Maul bent his head toward her, but didn't kiss her as she had hoped and expected, instead running his tongue along her neck and following with his lips, leaving a trail of hot fire against her skin. He pulled back and held her gaze with his frighteningly intense golden eyes. Her lips slighty parted, her skin tingled with anticipation as she stared into his eyes, lightheaded from his presence. He smiled faintly and opened the door hatch. "We must go now," he commanded softly, unfolding himself from the speeder and heading toward the door to the inside, "We are expected."

Liz swore under her breath and yanked herself from the speeder, unsteadily following his retreating form and far too conscious of how dizzy she still felt from their brief encounter.


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Liz followed Maul through the doorway, still glaring daggers at his back after his treatment of her in the speeder. She wasn't so distracted, though, that she didn't notice the sumptuous surroundings of the apartment. The flat was large for this part of the city, and decorated by someone with austere, stark taste but also with a great deal of money. Her eye picked up a large Corusca gem sculpture in the center of a rare Qw'hara wood table, several Oolinean tapestries, and a group of odd statues in the corner. Despite their obvious value, Liz found them all a bit unsettling. The sculpture had wicked jagged edges, the tapestries depicted a hunt in gruesome detail, and the statues.. Liz shuddered and quickened her pace to catch up to Maul.

Rubbing her shoulders, Liz also realized that the place was freezing. As if he sensed her thought, Maul turned and looked at her. "Something wrong?" he asked, his tone mocking her.

"Nothing", Liz said acerbically. "Your master is just a little..weird.in his decorating taste, if you ask me," she added.

Maul just smiled faintly at her clear discomfort and pressed a door panel, revealing an elegant dining room with a long table currently set for two.

She stopped short and looked at Maul. "You *said* I'm here to meet your Master. What's up with the cozy little table for two?" she demanded.

"Don't worry, I won't be joining you. I have other business to attend to.", Maul said curtly, and disappeared through another door.

She stared after him, suddenly filled with uncertainty and more than a little fear. She walked into the dining room and stood uncomfortably behind a chair, wishing she'd never decided to go along with this. She tried to distract herself from her growing anxiety by wondering if Maul lived here, and what his quarters would look like. Whether they would show the same chilly taste as his Sith master. She decided that they wouldn't.whatever Maul was, *cold* he was not.

"I am pleased you could come," said a gravelly voice from about a foot behind her. Liz yelped, leaping nearly a foot off the floor. She couldn't imagine that she'd been so distracted that she didn't notice the hiss of the door.

She turned to face her mysterious host, slowly taking in the long, dark robe and deeply cowled face. This figure had none of Maul and Kun's fierce, seductive magnetism-- he was pure, undiluted menace, as old and dark and cold as the objects he surrounded himself with. She repressed a shiver, suddenly aware that he was not only conscious of her discomfort, but reveled in it. I'm here to have a meal, not to *be* one, she thought angrily.

Liz noticed the corners of his mouth quirk with amusement as he looked her over. "Join me", he commanded, taking a seat at the head of the table. Liz warily took a seat at the table, stuffing down for the moment her many misgivings about what her cursed curiosity had gotten her into this time. The door hissed, noticeably this time, and a sleek, polished silver droid entered with several plates. Liz examined the salad and bread--she had to admit, they looked delicious, but.

The cowled figure cackled loudly. "No, I didn't add any of my .special.plants to our evening dinner. You are quite safe, my dear."

Damn, she thought, angry at being so obvious in her fear. "To what do I owe the pleasure, Lord." she asked pointedly.

"Sidious", he said, his voice hissing like he held a mouthful of hyperactive snakes. "I asked you here to discuss your little..endeavor.with Madam Selah."

She couldn't be certain, but Liz thought she detected a certain sarcasm in the "Madam Selah" business. She blushed furiously. "I don't like the way you put that, Lord Sidious, and our little "endeavor" is doing quite fine, thank you."

"You are clearly quite mistaken", he said shortly, and she realized she'd angered him. "The Sith are treated with quite a bit of disdain by your employers", he stated, his lip curling on the "disdain" bit. "I merely wish to .rectify.. the situation-- or are you adverse to extra funding?" He spoke slowly, persuasively, well aware that he had her with the business about "funding."

"I don't think we need.", she started, breaking off in mid-rant. Alienating Maul's master would do her little good, on any level-- and he wasn't wrong. The Sith wing was badly underfunded, and she *could* use the help. She sighed. "What have you got in mind?"

The plan was a good one, and Sidious listened carefully to her thoughts and details about the operation. To her surprise, she felt herself relax a bit as dinner went on. The food was excellent, and once you got past the feeling of incipient menace, Sidious could be a fascinating host. He was clearly brilliant, and they chatted unexpectedly amiably about a wide range of subjects. She was holding forth about her opinions of galactic taxation when she felt a pair of eyes boring into the back of her head. She broke off, turning to meet Maul's intense gaze.

He nodded briefly at her, and whispered something in Sidious' ear. She had a strange feeling that Maul was angry at her, but she shook it off-- why should she have regrets that the master was clearly a better conversationalist than the apprentice?

Sidious nodded at Maul, and rose. "I am sorry to leave our conversation, my dear, but there is something that demands my attention", he said apologetically.

Liz nodded after his retreating form, feeling the silence descend like a blanket as she was left alone with Maul. She turned to him. "Your master has *quite* the interesting mind, Lord Maul", she said playfully. Maul's golden eyes flashed red with fury, which he struggled to control. "He can be very persuasive", Maul stated flatly.

"What is the matter?" she asked, taken aback by the obvious anger in his voice. She thought for a moment, and slowly grinned at him. "You can't possibly be.jealous., can you, apprentice?" she asked, with obvious relish. She was starting to enjoy his discomfiture. Two can play *this* game, she thought.

He glared at her, clearly fighting to say something but finally mastering the impulse. "It seems the droid failed to serve dessert", he said quietly, taking several dishes off the serving table. He placed a bowl of large Alderaanian raspberries and a pitcher of cream in front of her, taking a second bowl for himself and sitting in an empty chair.

He caught her eyes with his ferocious gaze and held them, slowly feeding himself a raspberry. Her eyes widened in surprise at his hands-- this was the first time she'd ever seen him without the ubiquitous gauntlets. They provided some clue about the maddening tattoo question, the tops of his obsidian hands were laced with jagged designs of red, snaking up his wrist like lightning. And he had beautiful hands, damn him, she thought. Although clearly very strong, his long, slender fingers were also elegant and even somehow delicate. Perfect for both lightsaber combat and..

She broke off the thought as she found him staring at her, smiling faintly in amusement. He slowly picked up another berry, carefully sliding it into his mouth.

Gods, she thought. I really would like it if.. she began, ending the thought as she caught Maul's soft grin. He rose and stepped over to her.

"Hmmm.you don't seem to be enjoying your dessert", he purred, picking up a berry from her bowl. "You really ought to try one, they're quite good", he said softly, bringing the berry to her lips. Liz smiled and caught the berry with her teeth. They really were quite good..

Maul smiled and picked up another berry. She took this one more slowly, letting her tongue dart over his fingertips as she took it from him. She reached out and caught his hand before he could grab another berry, slowly bringing it to her lips. Liz ran her fingers up his hand, tracing the design. She kissed his knuckles lightly, and slowly sucked on a fingertip, rewarded beyond measure by Maul's soft moan. She reached for another finger and.

.nearly bit him as a low cackle from behind jolted her firmly out of her reverie.

"Excellent, my young apprentice", Sidious snickered, "you seem to have her eating out of your hand."

Maul sat back down in his chair. "It wasn't difficult to follow her thoughts", he said offhandedly. "You read my *mind*???" Liz shrieked.

Actually, I needed little mind reading.your thoughts were quite obvious, came Maul's soft voice in her mind.

Liz shot up from the table, knocking the chair to the floor. She glowered at Maul, her face red with fury. "How *dare* you humiliate me like this, you...you.." she spluttered. Her rage suddenly filled her with fire, and she glared at him. "Damn you, you motherfucking son of a bitch, GET OUT OF MY MIND!!!" she screamed, thrusting a hand out at him. She gasped in astonishment as a wave of force picked him up, shattering the chair into the wall and sending Maul sprawling to the floor.

"Good, goooood," Sidious cackled, his eyes bright with pleasure as he drank in her rage. "Your anger has made you powerful", he said huskily to her. "The Force is indeed strong with her, my apprentice", he then said to Maul, who fluidly untangled himself from the chair bits and rose to his feet.

"Wait a minute." Liz gasped, "the Force? *I* am Force-sensitive? *I* did *that*??" she gestured in amazement to the smashed chair.

"Very much so", Sidious said with evident pleasure. "My apprentice sensed it, we only needed a small.test.to see how easily you would come to the Dark Side."

Liz stood, stunned, as her mind started adding up the, by now, rather unpleasant-looking pieces. She looked at Maul. "It was *all* a manipulation, wasn't it? Not to control me, but to force me to lash out at you. So *he* (she gestured furiously at Sidious) could turn me to the Dark Side before the Jedi realized I'm Force-sensitive", she said, her voice rising in anger.

Maul looked at her intently, refusing to confirm or deny her suspicions.

"Shit", she said angrily. "I *won't* be manipulated, you understand me?" she growled at Sidious. She turned and suddenly launched herself toward Maul, grabbing him by two front horns and pinning him to the wall, kissing him deeply, her tongue probing his mouth. To her complete surprise, Maul wrapped his arms tightly around her, pulling her to him, returning her kiss with equal passion.

She broke away from him, looking with shock at the desire and hunger.and seemingly despair. clearly etched on his face. But it had all been manipulation ordered by his master, hadn't it? Her thoughts were in turmoil. She shot Maul a look of confusion and betrayal and turned on her heel, running out of the apartment.

She heard Maul running after her, but he was too late, left to stare after her as she flew his sport speeder out of the landing bay and into the Coruscant evening sky.


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Liz pounded her desk in frustration. Damn
Webserver connection was down again! This
was *not* her morning. She?d slept like Bantha poodoo,
had needed to contend with
another of Vader?s 6 am plumbing complaints (she
thought Sith should be nocturnal,
somehow...), and now to top it off, no email access
until Gods only knew when. Still,
she had to admit, all of this mundane frustration was
better than having to think about
last night. 

Maul *was* only trying to manipulate me, right?, she?d
thought for the umpteenth time.
Last night was an unmitigated disaster. After stealing
Maul?s sport speeder and heading
off into the night, she?d found herself only halfway
home before the clouds broke and it
started to pour down rain in sheets. Worse, the main
landing bay that Rent-a-Jedi used
was completely full, leaving her no choice but to park
the speeder on the exposed
shipping deck and run for cover. By the time she?d
reached her room, her velvet dress
was sopping, her hair hanging in her face like a damp
dishrag, and her eyes were
bloodshot from crying. And she hated Maul and his
master (especially the master, the
cackling old creep-probably a child molester or
something in his off hours) more than
anyone else in the galaxy. Even Vader. 

She was filled with doubts about her last moments with
Maul, and somehow she hated
him even more for that, for leaving her with this
faint hope that his interest had been
more than just following orders, that he actually
objected on some level to the old
bastard?s recruitment campaign. *Gods, stop thinking
about it!* she ordered herself.
The other revelation of the evening--the sudden
realization that she was Force-
sensitive--was somewhat easier to deal with. Not much
to be done about it, really, she
thought. She was way too old to be trained as a
Jedi-they didn?t even take 10-year-old
kids, let alone uppity 30-year-old women. Besides,
there was simply *no* way she could
live the life of a Jedi. She measured moments of peace
and tranquility in milliseconds.
The other alternative....no, she simply could not
consider the Sith?s offer. She
remembered Exar Kun?s essays, and had to admit that
they had her intrigued, but... 

*NO!*, she lashed out violently with her mind. No, it
isn?t okay to play games like that
with my life. If that?s what being a Sith is all
about, they could just forget it. Besides, it
isn?t like much would change, she rationalized. Four
credits and Force-sensitivity would
still barely buy you a Pepsi. Which left the more
personal problem of how she was
going to get along living and working in a buildingful
of Sith....especially with Maul.
Uncertainties continued to plague her about Maul. She
thought she?d felt his presence
last night outside her door, but she couldn?t be sure,
and anyway, was he coming to
apologize or to follow his mad old motherfucker of a
master?s will and try to get her to
?see reason??

Whichever, it doesn?t matter, she thought glumly,
resolved to avoid him. She had plenty
of other things to do to keep busy until she decided
whether to stick with this job or to
be a coward and quit. She stuck her head out her
office door and yelled for R3, before
remembering with rising annoyance that there would be
no droid to help her out today.
He was at the Luxury-Lube and Droid Day Spa, on *her*
budget, no less. It was the
only way she could mollify the little astromech unit?s
fury at being given a Jiffy Lube
coupon for his last maintenance checkup. She thought
for a moment and visualized his
little wheels getting pedicured, and broke up
laughing. Heck, something to break the
mood, she thought, leafing through the latest
maintenance requests. 

I get to play apprentice plumber today, she thought,
no way around it. Vader?s
bathroom was going to need fixing, and she worried
over what she?d do without R3?s
help, imagining herself flipping the wrong valve and
flooding the whole bloody place. 
She headed up the stairs, nearly being smashed into
the walls by broad, armored
shoulders attached to a very late (and very rude)
Freedon Nadd on his way to one of
his mysterious clients. Mysterious in the sense that
she couldn?t imagine why anyone
would be interested. Nadd wasn?t really stupid,
(though compared to Kun, Nadd and
Vader weren?t exactly the sharpest tools in the shed)
he just had the personality of a
rancor with acid reflux. Not, she mused, that anyone
would hire him to *talk*...

She unlocked the door to Nadd and Vader?s shared
bathroom, and noticed that Nadd
had left the door to his adjoining room gaping open.
Curious, she poked her head in
and whistled at the disaster. Vader had a tendency to
exaggerate, but Nadd really was
a serious slob. Paper, data crystals, clothing, bits
of armor scattered all over the place, 
even a pair of handcuffs precariously hanging halfway
inside the heat vent. So, she
thought, this solves Ziggy?s mystery of the handcuffs
in the air duct. She made a mental
note to say something to him about it, and headed back
to the bathroom, groaning at
the sight of the muddy-looking standing water in the
sink. 

She thoroughly searched the supply closet and found
not a single bottle of Drain-o,
even though R3?s latest inventory said she should have
plenty. Maybe Vader?s shoving
it up his nose as a sinus remedy, she thought, amused.
Turning back to the closet, she
realized in consternation that there wasn?t one of
those plumber?s helper drain-snake-
thingies, either. She crossed over to the main part of
the building, looking in vain into
Ziggy?s empty office. Probably at class, she thought,
stopping to wonder where that
darn protocol droid of hers was at. Gods, she thought,
I hope he didn?t follow her to
class. Liz noticed that T had developed the rather
annoying habit of stalking his
employer recently. She had to remember to mention it
to Ziggy-though the idea of her
boss being the object of a droid?s crush *was* funny! 

What was less funny was her current dilemma. She had
the choice of either looking in
the Jedi-side supply closet or bumming a ride to the
Home Despot. Nope, the Despot?s
out, she thought, annoyed. The Jedi Council had
boycotted the Despot after they chose
to sell those ?lightsaber inspired? weed whackers. She
had to face the Jedi, like it or
not. (Not!)

She grabbed Ziggy?s keyring and peered anxiously
around the corner, chiding herself
for her gutlessness. She sighed in relief at the empty
hallway, and began the process of
sifting through the (much larger, surprise, surprise)
Jedi supply room. No Drain-o here
either-that protocol droid really *is* off his game,
she thought in surprise. She
burrowed into the room looking for the snake thing,
and....

Nearly jumped three feet in the air as a warm hand
fell on her shoulder. ?Do you need
any help?? a gentle voice asked. 

?Whaaa.....? she yelped, whipping around in surprise.
She looked irritably at the two
Jedi--a master and his padawan, if she correctly
interpreted the odd braid sitting on the
younger one?s shoulder. ?Do you mind not sneaking up
on me like that??? she snarled
in her Sithliest voice. 

She winced at the reaction on the padawan?s face. ?Um,
sorry about that...I haven?t
been the best day so far...?, she broke off. ?I?m Liz,
the Sith-side manager. I don?t think
we?ve met...?

?I?m Qui-Gon Jinn?, said the master, ?and this is my
padawan, Obi-Wan Kenobi.? 

Liz smiled. ?I?ve heard of you two, I think.?
Actually, she?d heard a *lot* about these two.
Ziggy couldn?t keep her eyes off them! As she took in
the padawan?s attractive features
and the master?s gorgeous blue-green eyes, she was
surprised to realize that she was
starting to understand where Ziggy was coming from. 

?Hopefully not from the Sith?, Kenobi said irritably.

Qui-Gon flashed his padawan a patient, but slightly
annoyed look (which she suspected
he frequently merited), and turned back to Liz. ?How
*do* you like your new job?? he
asked in that quiet, mellifluous voice of his. 

?It?s okay...well, it?s sort of interesting at
times....though Darth Vader does get on my
nerves a bit. I never expected Sith to whine like
that!?

Obi-Wan smirked, and Qui-Gon?s eyes sparkled with
amusement. ?It seems,? said Qui-
Gon, ?that in this way at least, the son takes after
the father.? 

It took her a moment to put that one together, finally
remembering that Ziggy?d told her
about the painfully whiny young Jedi that was also the
son of Vader. She flashed Qui-
Gon a wide smile, slightly startled at how easy it was
to get along with this Jedi. He was
hardly the stuffy, self-righteous sort she?d expected.


As if following her thoughts, Qui-Gon grinned at her.
?We Jedi aren?t all stiffness and
formality, you know.?

?Perhaps....?, Liz said lightly, grinning back at him.
She began to continue her search for
the elusive plumbing tool, spying it on a shelf too
high for her to reach.

?What are you looking for?? asked Qui-Gon. ?Perhaps we
can help??

Liz, her back to the two Jedi, pointed out the
plumbing snake. She felt the sudden
warmth of the Jedi Master?s body behind her as he
placed one hand on her shoulder
and reached over her with the other and snagged the
tool. He handed her the
plumber?s helper, but left his hand on her shoulder.
To her amazement, she didn?t mind. 

?You?re extremely tense?, said Qui-Gon quietly. ?Will
you allow me to help you? The
Jedi *are* supposed to serve.? He placed his other
hand on her and began to knead her
shoulder muscles.

Liz tensed for a moment. ?I....?, she broke off,
relenting. ?I wouldn?t want to keep you
from properly exercising Jedi duty?, she said dryly.

She relaxed into the Jedi Master?s touch, letting out
a soft, delighted moan. After the
night she?d had, this was the perfect antidote. His
calm presence was soothing and
nonthreatening, and even, she had to admit, a bit
enticing. 

Qui-Gon ran his hands across her shoulder blades and
down her back. Liz arched her
back into him, sighing with delight. His hands moved
slowly back up, caressing the back
of her neck. 

Suddenly, she heard his calm voice in her mind.
*Relax, my dear*

*Gods, you _are_ good at this!* she sent back.

*Not what you expected, hmm?* Qui-Gon purred.

*Somehow I get the impression that you enjoy foiling
people?s expectations....* she
sent.

She felt Qui-Gon?s soft, strangely seductive smile.
*Sometimes......*

*Like now?* she asked, turning her body into his and
smiling up at him. 

Qui-Gon?s eyes twinkled. *Especially now...*, he sent.
?A job like yours can be
challenging?, he said aloud. ?We are here for you, if
you need us.?

Liz grinned. ?I may just have to remember that...? She
was surprised at her own
reaction, she hadn?t expected to feel so captivated by
a Jedi. Granted, Qui-Gon?s touch
was infinitely different from Maul?s- it had none of
Maul?s deep intensity and electric
energy-but it was oddly erotic all the same. 

?Oh, now this is just *too* much?, Obi-Wan snapped in
exasperation. He?d been so quiet
during this whole little episode that Liz had nearly
forgotten about him- though he had
obviously been watching and stewing the whole time.
?She is tight with the Sith,
Master?, Obi said to Qui-Gon. ?You?re practically
consorting with our enemy!?
Liz flashed Qui-Gon a ?lots of luck, you?ll need it?
look and glared at Obi-Wan, striding
toward the door. 

She stopped in front of the angry padawan and looked
him up and down. ?Well?, she
snapped, ?fuck you very much! Your master must be one
hell of an exception because
you?re exactly the kind of Jedi I?ve always expected--
an arrogant, insufferable, self-
righteous, judgmental twit! 

His mouth dropped in surprise at the rather
blasphemous barrage, and she barged past
him, tossing Ziggy?s key ring at him. ?I suppose I can
at least trust your Master to make
sure you lock up and don?t steal anything!? she
snarled at him, slamming the supply
closet door in his face and stomping back over to the
Sith side. 
******************************************************************************
Obi-Wan let out an exasperated breath and turned to
stare at his master. ?What are you
doing? You know she?s drawn to the Dark Side!?

Qui-Gon raised an eyebrow. ?But she hasn?t committed
to it yet, despite the best
persuasions of the Sith?, he said patiently. ?Besides,
if Darth Maul is going to challenge
us to a seduction contest with our beautiful Selah as
the prize, it doesn?t hurt to return
the favor.?

Obi?s face broke out in a slow grin. ?I believe I
begin to understand, Master.?

?Yes?, said Qui-Gon, his face flickering with
amusement, ?I suspected you would be up
to the challenge.? He guided his padawan from the
room, locking it behind him. ?I?m
going to check on Selah, make sure Maul isn?t
pestering her again....yes, I know you?d
prefer to check on her yourself, but I believe you owe
Elizabeth an apology.?

Obi-Wan fingered his braid in thought, ?yes, I believe
I do....? he trailed off, heading
down the hallway.
***************************




******************************************
Liz unlocked her room and flopped on the bed, tossing
the plumber?s snake on the floor. The damn drain would
just have to wait. A person deserves a break after a
run-in with that obnoxious narg of a padawan, she
rationalized, booting her laptop and trying in vain to
win the expert version of minesweeper. She looked
crosseyed at the little space between the ?2? marks
and hesitantly clicked the mouse, wincing as 100 mines
lit up and the little smiley-face guy got those
dead-looking ?x? eyes. ?Damn stupid mine....? she
broke off at the knock at her door. Great, *now* what,
she thought, picking up the drain snake and preparing 
to beat the stuffing out of Vader if he dared show up
at her door with another complaint. 

She cocked the tool back and growled ?come in? at the
door. To her surprise, her visitor wasn?t Vader, nor
any of the other Sith. ?What do *you* want, padawan??
she snapped at Obi-Wan, who was currently lounging in
her doorway chuckling at her.

?Interesting...um...weapon?, he laughed, looking
pointedly at the plumber?s helper.

Liz glowered at him and tossed the plumbing tool on
the floor. She crossed her arms in an unconscious
imitation of Vader and raised an eyebrow at the
intruder. ?A bit out of your....area...aren?t you,
little Jediling? You?re not afraid the big bad
Sithmonsters are going to grab you and rip out that
scrawny little braid of yours??

?Scrawny little..!? Obi-Wan screeched, his eyes
flashing with anger. He took a deep breath and tried
to reassert his Jedi calm. ?Actually,? he said slowly,
?I came to apologize.?

?Yeah, I?ll bet you came to....wait a minute....did
you just say ?apologize??? Liz squeaked, her eyes
widening in disbelief.

?I was an arrogant ass earlier, and I?m sorry. I know
you just work here-it isn?t like you?re Vader?s
apprentice or Darth Maul?s mistress or something.?

Liz turned crimson at the last one, looking at her
shoes as she thought how she wouldn?t have minded
that...once. ?Um...thanks...?, she stammered, somewhat
at a loss for words. 

Obi-Wan closed the door quietly and sat next to her on
the bed. ?I hope I?m not interrupting your work?, he
said with a touch of sarcasm as he looked toward her
laptop.

She shifted uncomfortably, shutting down the
minesweeper program. ?Just taking a quick break...?

?I?m sure you?re quite entitled. Your job can?t be
easy?, he said softly, moving behind her and running
his hands up her back. ?All those maintenance
complaints....? He began to knead her shoulders, and
his voice dropped another octave. ?...and difficult
clients, and whining Vaders....? His voice trailed
off, and she felt his warm lips caress the side of her
neck, his tongue flicking against her earlobe.

Liz swallowed, trying to find her voice. ?I think I
understand why you?re so much in demand, young
padawan?, she said huskily. Gods, she thought, what
am I doing with this *Jedi*?!? This arrogant,
closed-minded.....sexy....incredible...little Jedi.
What the hell, she owed Maul nothing. The Sith had
manipulated her, and these Jedi had shown her nothing
but kindness, and..... ?oh, gods...?, she moaned,
leaning back into him. 

She smiled, turning to face him, reaching over with
her hand and running her nails up the inside of his
thigh, lightly caressing the rapidly growing bulge in
the center. Obi sucked in his breath, closing his eyes
and leaning back in pleasure. She felt his length
through his breeches, stroking him more firmly. Obi
wrapped his hand around the back of her neck, pulling
her to him. She lightly touched his lips with her
tongue until he sighed with frustration, suddenly
thrusting her tongue deep into his mouth. Obi kissed
her furiously, his tongue wrapping around hers, as he
slid his hand under her pants and ran his fingers up
her thigh, deftly moving aside her panties. She
whimpered as he gently explored her, lightly running
his fingers across her opening. Obi smiled at her,
gently nibbling her neck, his mouth moving down her
throat. Suddenly he slipped one, then two fingers into
her clit. She arched against him, feeling him probe
ever deeper inside her, the pleasure building in
waves. His thumb caressed her nub, the sensations
mounting like a flood until she cried out in ecstasy.

Obi grinned at her. *Closed-minded, am I?* he said
through the Force. He laughed and kissed her deeply,
his hands working at her shirt buttons. 

?What the *hell* are you doing in here?!?!? came a
growl from the doorway. Liz started and jumped to her
feet, staring in shock at Maul.

Obi-Wan stood and smiled at her, turning and jauntily
sauntering past Maul. ?Nothing yet, Sith?, he said
with seeming amusement as he walked out the door.

What the hell was *that* about? Liz wondered as she
hastily tried to straighten her clothes. ?What do you
want?? she snapped at Maul.

Maul simply stared at her, the intensity in his eyes
saying everything she didn?t want to hear. He then
turned on his heel and walked away, leaving her to
stare after him. She cared what he thought, dammit,
even if she didn?t want to. 
*************************************************************
Sitting in her office didn?t seem to help her
straighten out her thoughts. She picked at her
keyboard morosely, trying not to think of any of them,
suddenly interrupted by the sound of footsteps running
down the hallway.

Ziggy threw herself into her office, panting as the
door swung shut behind
her. Liz looked up at her, confused. "What's up,
Ziggy?"

"Hide me!!"

"What?" Liz asked, a small smile playing across her
face.

"You heard me! I've got to get away from them!"

"Who? Sith bugging you? I'll have a word with them-"

?No!! Only Darth Maul...and Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon,"
Ziggy moaned. Yeah, I can relate, Liz thought. A lot
of that going around. Still....

"What?" Liz asked, intrigued.

"I swear I feel like I'm in one of those PBS nature
documentaries or something!" Ziggy exclaimed, smiling
at the blank look on Liz?s face. "You know, the ones
where the peaceful antelope is being stalked by a
pride of lions and a renegade hyena?" 

Liz stared at her momentarily before busting into
hysterical laughter.

"It's *not* funny!!" Ziggy shot back, throwing herself
into the chair across 
from the desk.

"I'm sorry, Zigs...but then you must be the luckiest
antelope in the universe!" Liz said, though somewhere
in her mind she was beginning to realize that Ziggy
wasn?t the only prey in the building.

"I don't know what's going on...it's like all three of
them are following me around or something!!" Ziggy
paused as footsteps echoed down the hallway. "What's
that?" she asked, and Liz stepped over to the door and
cracked it open.

"I believe it?s a couple of your wild animals. Two
lions and a hyena.? Liz replied. A hyena? Maul? What
possessed me to say that? she wondered, thinking he
was more like....a panther, or jaguar, something
beautiful and fierce. And manipulative, she reminded
herself dourly.

"Perfect! I'm not here...please don?t let them come in
here..."

"They're headed for the door," Liz cautioned.

"Great!" she snapped, diving underneath Liz?s desk.

"What are you doing?" she asked, raising an eyebrow.

"What does it look like? I'm hiding!!!"

"They're bound to feel you through the Force!"

"Not if they're too busy with each other!! You didn't
see me!" Ziggy snapped as 
the door opened and she dove back underneath the desk.

"Have you seen the manager?" Maul hissed.

"Ziggy?" Liz asked, playing dumb as she took a seat in
the chair across 
from the desk. Maul hissed in disgust and stalked out.
Strike two, Liz thought. Things with Maul were rapidly
going from bad to worse. She suddenly wished there
were room for two under that desk.

"Where is Selah?" Obi-Wan asked, walking around the
desk.

"Um...she had to go...run some errands..." Liz replied
innocently.

"Really? I could have sworn I felt her run by here..."
Qui-Gon mused, sitting on the edge of the desk. "So,
how are you enjoying the job?" he asked casually. 

?It?s just ducky, you know, lots of Jedi
benefits....what the hell is wrong with you two??? Liz
asked in consternation as Obi-Wan pulled out the chair
from behind the desk and took a seat.

"Um, you might not want to sit there!!" Liz protested
immediately.

"Why not?" Obi-Wan asked, turning towards her.

"Um...it's broken...I wouldn't want it to fall apart
underneath you!" she covered. What *was* wrong with
them? It?s as if we never met, Liz thought, beginning
to become more than a little suspicious of the Jedi?s
sudden friendliness.

Finally, after bidding their good-byes, the two Jedi
left, and both Liz and Ziggy 
breathed huge sighs of relief as Ziggy climbed out
from under the piece of
furniture.

"Look, thanks for your help," Ziggy sighed and Liz
laughed and nodded.

"Don't mention it...anything I can do to help. Gods
know I needed to deal with someone else?s problems for
once," Liz said vehemently.

"Anything? Well...how about seducing Darth Maul for
me?"

"Ziggy!!" (Gods, she asks me this *now*, when it?s
truly impossible? Liz thought.)

"What? How much do you want? I'll have the temple give
you a raise or something..."

"Ziggy!!"

"I'll give you a supply of action figures or
something..."

"*Ziggy*!!" (Believe me, it?s impossible. And I?m
happy about that. Aren?t I?)

"Come on, just flirt with him!! Show a little leg or
something, just get him off my back!!" 

"Ziggy!!!" (Why the hell is he on *your* back anyway,
Ziggy? Are you Force-sensitive and just haven?t told
me? Is Maul doing the same thing to you? Is he really
that manipulative, and could I *really* have been this
wrong about him?)

"So I guess having you *accidentally* lock yourself in
the storage room with him is too much to ask?" Ziggy
asked hopefully.

"ZIGGY!!" (Gods, I just can?t deal with this!)

"All right, all right...it was just a suggestion!!"
Ziggy sighed before leaving the office, apparently
deep in thought.
************************************************



******************************************
Liz stared after her, wondering if everyone in the building had suddenly
gone crazy. She tried to work for few more moments, finally shoving the
papers into a file bin and heading out in disgust. Maybe a Pepsi would help,
she thought, heading toward the main lobby. The sound of raised voices at
the bottom of the stairs made her stop just short of the entrance. She
cocked her ear in that direction, listening to....Ziggy and Mace Windbag, of
all people, and from the sound of it Ziggy was less than thrilled.

"What does it look like I'm doing!? I'm hiding from the herd out there!!"
Ziggy said, sounding exasperated. "Can you explain just what they're trying
to do to me?" Ziggy asked.

"I think it might have something to do with what Maul said to Qui-Gon after

we started to leave the storage room yesterday...something about seeing 
which side was stronger...how he planned to seduce you..." Windu trailed
off.

"Makes sense...I figured he was on a power trip...but...wait a minute...you

mean this whole thing is seeing who can *out seduce who*?!?!" Ziggy asked in

astonishment.

"Well...not exactly...Qui-Gon's mostly worried about protecting
you...but...I suppose that has something to do with it." He said
uncomfortably.

Liz heard footsteps coming down the stairs, and heard Ziggy yelp, followed
by Obi-Wan?s confident voice asking her what she was doing.

"Turn it off, braid boy! Mace told me what's going on and I don't want to be
prey any longer!!" Ziggy bellowed. "Is it safe?" she asked someone after a
moment, probably Windu.

"I think you'll be all right," was Mace's reply.

"Okay...,? Ziggy said, ?now would you care to tell me what this is all
about?!"

Liz turned and stomped off to the Sith side. She?d heard enough. More than
enough, actually. Used by Sith is one thing, she thought angrily, used by
Jedi is something else. She expected the Sith to play dirty pool, but not
the Jedi. Condemn and damn her, perhaps, but not this. 

?R3!!? she bellowed down the hallway.

R3 bleeped at her and swung into view, with sink pipe pieces in his grasping
arms. 

?Put those down and do me a favor. Get Exar Kun and Darth Maul out of their
goddamn beds and down to the lobby. When you?re done, go over and get that
worthless protocol droid on the Jedi side to get Qui-Gon Jinn and Obi-Wan
Kenobi over there too. I don?t care what you have to tell them, just get
them down here NOW!?, she yelled. 

As R3 was moving away she noticed Freedon Nadd?s door open and his head
stick out into the hallway. She glared at him. ?Get your sloppy ass back in
your room, Nadd?, she snarled. ?This is *none* of your business!?

Nadd?s eyebrows rose in astonishment and his door quickly swung shut. Hmph,
big baby after all, Liz thought with amusement.

Liz sat down in her office to wait for R3. It didn?t take long, actually,
less time that she expected. ?*what* did you say to them, R3??

The droid let out a long string of self-satisfied beeps. Liz smirked. ?Okay,
I?m not sure I want to know...? R3 bleeped again, sounding very amused. Liz
raised an eyebrow. ?R3, there?s one more thing I want you to do for me....?
She leaned over to whisper at the droid, lest anyone be listening. 

Finally, she took her key ring and opened the safe, grabbing a small
cylinder and heading out the door. Maul and Kun were already in the lobby.
Maul stared at her impassively, but Kun was seething. ?I assure you, that
droid made a mistake. You will receive no complaints about my performance?,
he snarled.

Liz raised her eyebrows, suppressing a giggle. Gods, R3, that was a good
one!

Exar was even angrier at her barely hidden amusement. ?You find this
amusing? Perhaps I should give you a demonstration of my skills?, he
growled, stalking toward her.

?I think we?ve all had enough of that,? she said coldly. Before she could
say more, she was interrupted by the sound of footsteps running down the
stairs. The yell came first-?what the hell do you mean someone complained
about my *performance*?!?? --followed by the furious padawan. His slightly
guilty-looking master trailed behind him. ?I didn?t hear you ?complaining?
earlier!?, Obi-Wan griped.

?Earlier? What the hell does that mean? What did you to her?? Kun snarled,
hand on his lightsaber.

?What you?d *like* to do to her, Sith!?, Obi-Wan sneered. ?Didn?t you hear
her screaming my name??

?THAT will be ENOUGH!!?, Liz yelled, whipping out the lightsaber she took
from the safe. She flipped on the bright reddish blade and waved it at them.
They all leaped back, with Obi-Wan looking extremely nervous. ?I have
completely had it with ALL of you!! I wouldn?t sleep with any of you if you
were the last men in the galaxy. I think I?d rather sleep with R3 here!?

R3 beeped encouragingly. 

?Nobody complained about your performance, except ME!? She stared at them.
?I?ve heard more that enough about your little schemes with Ziggy to figure
out what you?re up to with me, and I won?t have it!?

She rounded on Maul and Kun. ?Nice little trick you two have, that mind fog
crap. Well, since you?ve already figured out I?m Force sensitive, figure
*this* out--it won?t work on me again!? 

She noticed the smirk on the little padawan?s face. ?Oh, don?t you two
start?, she growled at Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon. ?I expect this kind of shit from
the Sith, but not from you. Took me a while to figure out why. I mean, the
Sith are just trying to one-up you with Ziggy because they know you actually
care about her, but I?m a prize of a different sort, aren?t I? You want to
train me quietly while you?re fucking me silly because that?s all you can
offer, isn?t it? I?m too bloody old for your temple, for your ?official?
training, and you know I?m not interested in being a Jedi, so you turn on
the charm. It?s just BUSINESS, right?? she spat.

She looked at each of them. She had to give it to Qui-Gon, he looked
genuinely guilty and ashamed. ?I?m sorry, Elizabeth?, he said quietly. ?I
never intended to treat you poorly.? She believed him. In fact, she almost
felt sorry for him. Almost.

Exar Kun merely looked angry, but she could tell she?d affected him.
Somehow, anyway. Like Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan also looked guilty, but she suspected
it was a little less genuine. Maul?s was the only face she couldn?t read,
and she wasn?t sure if this was a good thing or a bad thing. Maul was also
the only one willing to meet her eyes. 

She looked away from him and deactivated the lightsaber. ?Let?s just get one
thing straight, shall we? You all are *employees*. You work for *us*. Not
the other bloody way around! Keep your performances for the clients and stop
treating Ziggy and I like we?re the prize in the
throw-the-ball-in-the-goldfish-bowl game. We won?t be pawns in your little
war with each other. If you?re truly interested, that?s one thing, but
otherwise, keep your shit to yourselves!?

She called R3 over. ?One more thing....just to show you I don?t make idle
threats, anyone continuing this bullshit can do without hot showers or
vending machine priveleges. R3 has the lockout codes right here, and don?t
even *think* of forcing them out of him. Any questions?? She folded her arms
and glared at them.
?None?, said Qui-Gon calmly. Obi-Wan simply looked at his feet. 

?You?ve made your point?, Kun growled. 

Maul gazed at her steadily, his intense golden eyes boring into hers. She
broke the stare and turned on her heel. She needed air. 

She ran out the back door and into the Rent-a-Jedi ?meditative garden.? She
sat under a big maple tree and rubbed her now throbbing temples. She
*thought* she?d gotten through to them... 

Liz sat for a moment thinking about the Force. Well, I *could* stand to feel
connected to something that isn?t painful right now, she thought. She slowly
relaxed her body from her feet to her head, trying to ignore the headache.
She felt for that certain feeling of lightness that means you?ve moved into
a light trance, and tried to open herself to the flow of the Force. Without
meaning to she felt her mind replay the events of the past couple of days.
She felt the despair of her meeting with Maul and his master, the excitement
the two Jedi had stirred in her, and a growing anger at all of them for
kindling such strong feelings for such ignoble purposes. ?Can?t I just
choose whether I want to be light or dark without being manipulated into one
or the other? How dare they try to make up my mind for me!? Her rage grew
until it was no longer focused on one or all of them, but had become its own
state, its own energy. Its fire ripped through her body, leaving her skin
tingling and filling her with a strange, but oddly welcome feeling of
vitality. She felt her headache and fatigue fade under the cascade of
endorphins. She breathed deeply and smiled, slowly opening her eyes. 

She noted the figure observing her, though she didn?t jump with surprise.
Though the feelings flowing through her were undeniably aggressive, she was
at the same time filled with a sense of serenity, an ability to simply be at
ease with everything.

Maul had obviously been watching her for a while. She could see he was tuned
into her meditation, his head leaning slightly back and his eyes closed. His
expression mirrored the way she felt- aggression oddly mixed with
contentment-and she could tell that it pleased him. ?What do you want?? she
asked him softly.

?I will train you.? 

?I haven?t decided how I want to be trained yet, or *if* I want to be
trained. If I decide to explore the way of the Sith, I?ll let you know?, she
said dubiously.

?You have already chosen.?

?Why, because I touched my anger in my meditation? Granted, the Jedi
wouldn?t think it?s the most wonderful thing to do, but it hardly makes me
an incipient Sith Lord, Maul.? Liz stood up and brushed herself off,
prepared to go back inside. 

?You already know what you need, Elisabieta?, Maul said quietly. ?Let me
guide you.? 

?Why, so your master can have another trophy??

?This isn?t about Sidious, I don?t act for him now.? Maul?s voice was barely
a whisper. He walked around her and went to stand behind her. ?He won?t
know.?

Liz felt his hands starting to reach around her. ?You need to learn, and I
will teach you.? He reached around her and placed his lightsaber in her
hands, his gloved hands covering hers. He moved her fingers toward one of
the activate buttons. She pressed the button and watched the red-orange
blade spring to life, vibrating with power under her fingertips. 

He slid her other hand toward the other activate button. ?Go ahead?, he said
softly in her ear. ?I want you to feel this.?

She pressed the other button and swept her gaze along the length of the two
blades quietly thrumming in her hands. He slowly guided her into a few
simple moves. She let herself flow with Maul?s movements, her hands
seamlessly joined with his. She opened herself to the Force, the combined
serenity and aggression flowing through both of them. She relaxed into his
touch, his fluid movements with the lightsaber, feeling the combined power
of the Force and the lightsaber coursing through her. ?Gods....?, she
breathed in amazement.

Maul deactivated the lightsaber and she turned to face him, reluctantly
handing it to him. He smiled. ?Now you begin to understand. Come,? he said,
gesturing to the door. Liz grinned and followed him inside.

***tbc***



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I followed Maul back inside and up the stairs. Thankfully we didn?t
run into anyone. I
didn?t want to explain what I was doing, I didn?t even want to think about
it. Somehow
my wildest, most unlikely hopes had come true- Maul hadn?t been acting
solely on his
Master?s orders, his desire for me was real.

We passed by the corridor that led to the Sith wing and I looked at Maul
questioningly.
He merely smiled at me and kept walking until we reached my door. I tried
not to fumble
the keys as I unlocked the door and let us in.

I tried to sound nonchalant. ?Is this the part where you ravish me and
seduce me to the
Dark Side?? I asked. My voice sounded shaky even to me.

Maul looked at me intently. ?You are already of the Dark Side, Elisabieta.
But I do
intend to complete the rest.?

I swallowed. ?What about the training you promised??

?First things first, apprentice. However, you might wish to begin your
training by learning
not to question your Master?, he chided lightly. He moved like lightning,
one second
standing near the door, and the next enfolding me in his arms. 

?Maul...? I whispered. ?Quiet, apprentice. I think we?ve both waited too
long for this...?
His voice trailed off as his mouth covered mine, effectively silencing me.
His tongue
found mine, encircling and capturing it. I felt his gloved fingers rake my
back as he
pressed his body against me. I ran my teeth lightly across his lips, then
down into the
hollow of his neck, pushing his tunics aside and caressing his chest with my
tongue. He
reached behind me and curled my hair into his hand, pulling me to him and
kissing me
furiously. 

I lifted my hand and lightly traced the outline of one of his front horns
with a fingertip.
Maul purred deep in his throat as his hands began working at my shirt and
pants. I held
up a hand to stop him. He glared at me. I smiled at him and lifted each
hand, slowly
stripping off his leather gauntlets and tossing them aside. My tongue traced
the outline
of the tattoos on his hand, and I slowly licked up each finger in turn,
lightly sucking on
his fingertips, then taking each finger in deeper, teasing him with my
?preview.?

Maul growled in frustration. ?Apprentice.....?

?Hey, I haven?t exactly agreed to that yet!?

?Fine,? he snarled. ?I will just have to convince you...? He raised his hand
and I felt
myself lifted off my feet and tossed unceremoniously onto my bed. He flicked
off my
shoes with the Force and kicked off his boots. He grinned ferally at me,
slowly stalking
toward me. My eyes widened as I watched his belt and lightsaber, then both
tunics fall
to the floor. I slowly took in the jagged red-and-black lines covering his
taut, muscular
torso. He leaned over me and grinned. ?You *will* be my apprentice.?

?Maybe?, I said teasingly. He snarled at me and grabbed my shirt with the
Force,
whipping it over my head and tossing it to the ground, followed quickly by
my bra.
Maul covered my nipple with his mouth, lightly flicking it with his tongue
then harshly
biting me. The alternating pleasure and pain rippled through my body and I
gasped in
pleasure. His mouth traveled down my body, and his hands reached into my
waistband,
deftly removing the rest of my clothes. His hands began freely exploring me,
massaging
my inner thighs, stealthily moving upward until his fingers claimed me,
fiercely caressing
my nub and then sliding into my opening. His fingers stabbed into me and I
bucked
against him, crying out as I came. 

He smiled evilly at me as his head lowered between my legs, lightly
caressing me with
his tongue. I whimpered as he wrapped his tongue around my clitoris and
sucked,
gently, than with ever-increasing ferocity. His horns raked against the
inside of my
thighs, and his tongue deftly slipped into me. I arched my back and grabbed
his two
back horns, pulling him in deeper and deeper until I could no longer hold
back, a deep
growl ripping from my throat as the endless waves of sensation crashed into
me.

He bent his head and raked his horns up my body, scratching just hard enough
that I
moaned in delight. I leaned in toward him and flicked my tongue over his
nipples,
returning lick for lick and bite for bite, shivering at his answering growl.
I slid off the
Arabian-style pants and ran my hand up his shaft, my other hand lightly
massaging his
sac. I slowly ran my tongue up his length, taking only the head into me,
lightly sucking
and caressing it. His hands caught up my hair and pushed my head toward him.
I
resisted him, slowly licking down to the base, then sucking on the tip until
I knew he was
screaming inside with suppressed desire, then quickly taking in his entire
shaft,
devouring him with my tongue. Maul moaned, and I sucked him harder and
faster,
moving in time with his thrusts. He growled, then quickly pulled away from
me.

He tilted my face up to him and kissed me fiercely. He moved so that his
shaft was
poised over me. ?Will you be my apprentice??

I gasped for breath. ?Gods, Maul!?

His golden eyes bored into me. ?Say yes, Elisabieta.?

I whimpered with frustration. ?Maul, please....?

He lightly nipped at my breasts, caressing my nipples with his tongue.
?Say...yes...? he
said with exquisite calm.

?Yes, Maul, Yes....?, I panted.

?I don?t find you convincing...?, he snarled softly, running a fingertip
down my body.

?YES, dammit, Maul, I *am* your apprentice, I am SITH!? I yelled, my breath
ripped from
my body as Maul thrust deep into me. I raked my nails down his back and
buried my
teeth in his shoulder, screaming soundlessly. I ground my hips into him and
wrapped
my legs tightly around his waist, driving him deeper with every thrust. His
thoughts were
laid open to me, the ferocity of his passion driving me mad, knowing my
inchoate cries
echoed in his mind. I felt a fierce snarl well up from both of us as he
stabbed into me
and I met him in perfect rhythm. I cried out his name as I exploded over and
over,
hearing Maul growl deep in his throat as he came into me, my hips rocking
with him
until he was utterly drained.

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*

Exhausted but tingling with energy, I lay back with Maul, my head resting
lightly on his
chest. I lazily traced the design on his chest with a fingertip, smiling up
at him. ?I guess
you managed to convince me after all....Master?, I said, trying out the
sound of the word
and deciding I very much liked calling him that.

He laughed and kissed me softly. ?My apprentice. My very, very hungry
apprentice?, he
amended, kissing me more deeply. I returned his kiss with equal passion, my
tongue
playing over his lips. My eyes strayed over his face and I got a wild idea.
I reached up
and traced the outline of one of the little horns on his temple with my
fingertip. Maul
purred, and lightly closed his eyes. I smiled inside, rewarded by his
surprised gasp as
my tongue flicked across the base of his horn, then quickly sucked it into
my mouth, my
teeth lightly grazing its sensitive base. I pulled back and grinned at him.
?You mean
none of your clients ever thought of that one??

?Not with their teeth like that and definitely not with *that* horn!? 

My grin broadened. Somehow I suspected that the two tiny ones were more
sensitive.
?Well, you?ll just have to save those two for me. The clients can have the
other 8 to play
with- though I would like to try that trick with the really big one on
top!?

?I?m sure you would?, he purred. ?I?ll just have to consider that...? Maul
flashed me a very
sensuous, very predatory look as his fingers strayed down my body.

My breath quickened with anticipation. ?Again, my Master?? I asked in mock
amazement.

Maul smiled ferally at me and I completely lost the ability to talk, think,
or anything else
but react to his touch...


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Lady of the Sith, Daughter of the Crow
"Power denied is power wasted."








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