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From: Rita Marx pinduck85@y... Message 10634
Date: Wed Dec 6, 2000 11:35am
Last one into the pool is a Hutt!
::goes running, shoving people out of her way & jumping over anyone
everyone else::
>>SLPAASSSHHHH<<
::a wall over water leaps out of the pool to drench any Chick near
by -- Laura just stands there in a T-shirt & shorts throughly
drenched. Meanwhile, Rita swims underwater to the other end of the
pool. Something grabs her & hauls her upward::
Oh.. Hi Obi-Wan. <g> And proceeds to give him mouth-to-mouth. <G>
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From: the katte bookkatte@y... Message 10635
Date: Wed Dec 6, 2000 11:48am
a drenched and rather miffed katte shakes the water out of her fur
and resoaks Zigs. "oops sorry my liege" she stalks to the edge of
the
pool and just as she is about to pounce on the two in the water, she
is tumbled and dunked from behind. when she resurfaces she finds
herself looking into the admonishing eyes of Qui-Gon Jinn. "Is that
anyway for a minion to act?" The katte spits water into his eyes and
yells "and i suppose dunking is the way of the jedi???" she swims
away muttering nasty things about demmed jedi under her breath. "my
thoughts exactically." the katte finds herself looking into the
beautiful eyes of the sith lord. "oh well now THIS is interesting..."
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From: sithprincess1138@a... Message 10640
Date: Wed Dec 6, 2000 8:14am
[Puts special bubble-bath stuff for pools into the pool and
various colored lenses onto the lights. Then, does a cannon-ball into the pool]
Boy am I glad the the pool is heated. It'd be rather nipply otherwise.
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From: Solara Karrde lt_solara@h... Message 10637
Date: Wed Dec 6, 2000 12:00pm
**sits back on the sidelines sipping a Daquiri**
Humans...hrumph
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From: Rita Marx pinduck85@y... Message 10638
Date: Wed Dec 6, 2000 12:28pm
From out of no where a C3P4 bartending droid shows up pushing a liquor chart. "Excuse me Ladies, might I suggest a Blue Banana Daquiri or a Blue Margarita?"
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From: Tam Chronin TamChronin@h... Message 10639
Date: Wed Dec 6, 2000 1:18pm
*Does a running jump into the pool, also drenching anyone nearby!!!*
*Swims around for a while, notices everyone standing around the bartending droid, and pouts*
Dang, the line is too long. Oh well, don't need it anyway. :) Enjoy!
*makes sure no one is looking, fills a few Super Soakers and hides them for future use.* Hehehehehe
This is fun!
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From: sithprincess1138@a... Message 10642
Date: Wed Dec 6, 2000 8:30am
I'd like a Madori Sour, blended, please. (I prefer sour, green liquids over blue ones. Hehe) And could I get it with a cherry on top? [C3P4 says] Yes, but of course. I am fluent in over six million forms of making drinks. That will not be a problem, since blended Madori Sours are like a second form to me. [C3P4 takes out a blender, puts ice, Madori and Sweet & Sour into it, and proceeds to blend. When finished, he puts it into a tall glass with a straw and festive umbrella, and then puts a cherry on top] There you are, miss. A Madori Sour, blended, with a cherry. [Kris says] Thanx. [takes a drink] Mmmmmmmm, tasty.
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From: Adelaide Morgan Adelaide@m... 1 Message 0643
Date: Wed Dec 6, 2000 1:37pm
*grabs the droid over to the safety of the shade of the tree and orders a Black Russian, sighing as she has to explain to ANOTHER bar tending how to make one*
"its very simple: shot of vodka, NOT smirnoff, shot of Tia Maria, top it up with Cola"
*wats while he trots off to pour*
"thank you my dear"
*sits back watching people expend energy..*
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From: Laura McKinnon Cunningham lmc9@s... Message 10660
Date: Wed Dec 6, 2000 5:29pm
do we have any irn bru at the bar? so that i can be conspicuously scottish in an attempt to attract ewan.
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From: sithprincess1138@a... Message 10645
Date: Wed Dec 6, 2000 9:00am
<< *makes sure no one is looking, fills a few Super Soakers and hides
them for future use.* Hehehehehe This is fun! >>
[Finds some super soakers while sipping in her Madori Sour.] Hmmmm, Tam must
be planning something. [Yells] Hey! Everybody! Look what I found! Super Soakers!
[Proceeds to spray Tam with one of them] (and yes, Tam, I *am* evil.
MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!) Hehe.
Now I just need to keep an eye out for Annie, so he doesn't get me from behind.
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From: the katte bookkatte@y... Message 10649
Date: Wed Dec 6, 2000 3:14pm
ignoring the battle of the water taking place on the side of the pool, the katte, who had shifted to human form, floated through the heated bubbles encased in the sith lord's arms wilst they watched the snow falling outside through the sky light windows. she hoped for a moment that noone minded that she was naked, but didn't really care if they did. she was a katte and clothing was restrictive to her shape shifting. the sith lord's hands massaged her breasts and his fingers rubbed her nipples. it occured to the katte that clothing was restrictive to other things too.
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From: Kiraan Trelari kiraanjedi@y... Message 10652
Date: Wed Dec 6, 2000 4:10pm
(Ponders whether she should invite certain persons into the fun...)oh well, here we go...)
Shelly peeps around the door at the people in and around the pool. A green lizzard-snout pushes its way past her leg to look into the room. Shelly quickly covers her pet lizzard-boy's eyes upon noticing katte's attire, or lack thereof. Tarik is quickly shoved back out the door, and an argument ensues.
Reluctantly, Tarik drags Shelly into the party.
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From: the katte bookkatte@y... Message 10653
Date: Wed Dec 6, 2000 4:38pm
sees shelley and waves. "hey baby doll, where's that adorable brother of
yours?" a growl from behind her made her laugh. "oh hush, just because
i am currently writing a story about you doesn't mean i belong to you."
the katte shifts back to feline form as she climbs out of the pool and shakes
her fur dry. "oops, did i get y'all wet?"
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From: Rita Marx pinduck85@y... Message 10655
Date: Wed Dec 6, 2000 4:43pm
Rita takes just enough time to catch her breath from giving Obi a much needed tonsil check. Both smile as they admire the change in atmoshere with the large enclosed pool with a great view of the snowcapped mountains on the other side of the valley. Both approve of the colorful lenses that give an exotic/ mysterious/ romanctic air.
Rita slides her hands down Obi's well muscled back, tracing the cut of each one with a gentle caress. Obi purrs into her mouth as her hands continue downward ever so slowly. Her fingers tease him as she flitters them across the elastic band of his swim tunks.
She smiles against his lips as she begins to playfully tug on her lower lip. Her fingers dig into his waist and with on deft move strip him of his trunks.
A quick intake of his breath belies his surprise. A quickly spreading blush belies his bigger surprise as Rita quickly pushes him hard away from her and begins waving his black swim trunks above her her like a flag -- like a trophy. She laughs with a come-hither sparkle in her dark brown eyes as she swims for the safety of the pools' edge.
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From: Kiraan Trelari kiraanjedi@y... Message 10656
Date: Wed Dec 6, 2000 4:47pm
Umm, ehe, he's worried Kun will show up and be mad at him for the halloween costume, so he dosen't want to risk it. Then again, if you really want him to visit, i'll try harassing him a little. *Tarik growls*
Oh hush, silly lizzard, just because he threatened to turn you into a human dosen't mean he's bad.
*tarik growls and curls up like a big scaly kitty under Shelly's chair protectively*
Oh well..
Message 10656
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From: Angel Sparrow valarltd@h... Message 10657
Date: Wed Dec 6, 2000 1:14pm
"Hey chicks! You want those Bantha burgers medium or well done?"
"I'm vegetarian," someone yells from the pool. Massive dunking follows. "And I'm a member of SAVE: Society Against Vegetable Exploitation!
I got some grilled hubba gourds anyway. And the other goodie table is all set up.
Enjoy!"
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From: the katte bookkatte@y... Message 10658
Date: Wed Dec 6, 2000 5:09pm
the shadow grey striped katte sneaks up on the burgers and snatches several of them. she trots off to hide under Ziggy's chjair and tosses one of the burgers to tarik. "enjoy scaley one."
the katte turns semi-human, having the shape but keeping the fur, whiskers and ears. she plops down beside shelley and grins. "so what kind of motivation does he need?"
Message 10658
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From: Selah Specht ziggyjedi@a... Message 10659
Date: Wed Dec 6, 2000 5:27pm
<raises an eyebrow as she surveys the scene> Oh, too much potential here, hehehehehehe...
First she makes sure that the soundstage has been set up in front of the mountains that make a nice backdrop for the entertainment, then grins as Oasis parades on and begins playing "Wonderwall"....next she flashes an innocent look as she 'accidentally' drops a huge carton of tapioca mix into the pool, ensuring that the water will be pudding in no time...finally she plucks Obi's swim trunks deftly from Rita's hand and puts them on her head, grinning madly at a red Obi as she plunks herself into a lawn chair a good distance away from the poolside, glancing around for any available horny, good-looking Jedi...and waits for another opportunity to be annoying...
Sorry, I DON'T do water, hehehehehehe....
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From: Rita Marx pinduck85@y... Message 10662
Date: Wed Dec 6, 2000 5:41pm
"HEEYYY!!!! Give it back, that's my trophy!" ::A wicked little light goes on over her head an idea comes to light:: "Never mind, Zig-miester, I'll get that back later. I have an even better trophy in the palm of my hand." She reaches down behind her and cups her fave Padawan as he come up behind her. She drops her head back to nip gently lick Obi's neck. "Hmm, you taste yummy. Why do you taste like dessert? Oh, never mind, don't answer -- you *are* dessert! Mine!"
Rita proceeds to lick off the dessert off her dessert, "Yummy..."
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From: Laura McKinnon Cunningham lmc9@s... Message 10663
Date: Wed Dec 6, 2000 5:43pm
having found the hidden cache of Bru, lara lures Obi to her lair...
Message 10663
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From: the katte bookkatte@y... Message 10664
Date: Wed Dec 6, 2000 5:53pm
"hey hey now!!!" acting quickly the katte fishes the tapioca out of the water. "if we want to turn our pool into something we must do this!" the katte quickly turns the entire pool into an olympic size tub of jello. "there. now that is much better"
Message 10664
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From: agheart@y... Message 10665
Date: Wed Dec 6, 2000 6:18pm
Aggy saunters over to the pool, laughing as the katte turns the pool into jello. "Good choice. Never liked tapioca. Bad texture. But jello..." She arches a brow at Booky. "Your favorite none-male dessert, fuzzball?" Riffling through her bag, she pulls out a can of whip cream and tosses it to the katte. "Can't have jello without whip cream."
She strips down to her dark green bikini and stretches out on one of the lounge chairs to get a tan. "Wake me when the pilots arrive."
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From: Laura McKinnon Cunningham lmc9@s... Message 10677
Date: Wed Dec 6, 2000 9:48pm
alas, lara must leave the party to do an essay, but will take ewan with her, in case he can offer any assisstance...
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From: Sith Amazon sith_amazon@c... Message 10666
Date: Wed Dec 6, 2000 6:28pm
:a Stormtrooper whispers in her ear causing her to laugh: Sorry! I'm not going to get into pool right now! I have been sick this week and I think it wouldn't wise to get into the pool. I have been busy writing stories and school exams are coming up really soon! I am going to sit on the side lines and flirt with some Jedi and Sith Men for a while! :Evil laugh:
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From: Crysta Novelli spacecase_7@y... Message 10667
Date: Wed Dec 6, 2000 6:35pm
*unable to resist, Crysta and Luke sneak up behind Ziggy, each carrying a bucket of water balloons. They each toss one at her, and as they smack into her, soaking her, run away giggling profusely*
You asked for that one, Zigs! Tapioca pool my butt.....
*Luke heads towards the girls in the now jello-pool, water balloons at the ready, and Crysta follows him. Each has a slightly evil look in their eyes*
There doesn't seem to be enough water around this pool..... :-)
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From: Rita Marx pinduck85@y... Message 10668
Date: Wed Dec 6, 2000 6:46pm
All the bubbles that have previously hidden Rita & Obi brust in a flurry of foam. Wiping the foam out of their eyes, the two of them decide to head to the far end of the pOOL for some more privacy. Suddenly they can't move. Looking down at the water they see the lower half of themselves encased on lime green jello...and some of the Chicks have cans of Redi-Whip in hand. Rita & Obi realize they can't escape...
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From: Solara Karrde lt_solara@h... Message 10671
Date: Wed Dec 6, 2000 6:58pm
Ok ok, now this has gone TOO far!!
Oasis?? **shudders*
Jell-O?? Even worse!! (Specially with the little chunks of fruit floating around *gag*)
**Solara causually trips over the one pin holding the entire stage up**
**POP** (the stage collapses...Oasis and all)Awww...opps! Did I do that? Ok boys!! The stage is free!!
*James, Kirk, Lars, and Jason (from Metallica, silly-head) saunter into the backyard, take their places and being to jam**
Ahh... much better. **grabs the shorts from Zig wet hands, turns on the hose to flush out the evil Sith Jell-o**
Thank you verrrrry much!
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From: the katte bookkatte@y... Message 10674
Date: Wed Dec 6, 2000 8:53pm
The katte cocks her head and likes the music but pouts at the disappearing jello. She spots Luke and grins mischieviously. She sneaks up behind him stealthily. Just as she was about to pounce, she was snagged from behind and pitched into the pool.
Despite her surprise, she manages to hold onto the person and they both tumble in. Surfacing she recognizes the jerk and dunks him again. "Hi to you too Wes. I take it wraith and rogue squadron have arrived?"
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From: Crysta Novelli spacecase_7@y... Message 10678
Date: Wed Dec 6, 2000 9:48pm
*Crysta notices the feline slink up to Luke, but she is saved by Wes as he and
the katte tumble in the now water-restored pool. Crysta pounces possessively
on Luke, and he grins at her, scoops her up, and tosses her into the deep end*
*sputtering, Crysta comes up for air just in time to see Luke slip gracefully beneath the surface, head first. She tackles him as gracefully as one can in water, then grins mischeviously at him.* You're gonna pay for that one, farmboy.
*Luke grins back at her* Oh yeah? *he asks, a familiar twinkle in his eye*
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From: Angel Sparrow valarltd@h... Message 10678
Date: Wed Dec 6, 2000 9:59pm
Angel, overcome with grill fumes and two drinks wanders over to the barbot and asks, "Another Vienna Truffle, please." As the barbot mixes the grasshopper, substituting raspberry schnapps for the creme de menthe, she watches the silliness occuring with sith lords, lizards and swim trunks.
Ah, lucky girls. Why should they have all the fun? Shifting to natural form, she takes to the air on gigantic bat wings, the hawaiian print sundress mysteriously vanishing, executes a perfect quadruple somersault, a barrel-roll and plummets into the pool,scarlet hair streaming behind her.
The tsunami drenches all the onlookers, and provides Obi with much needed cover to retrieve his trunks from Rita.
She explodes out of the water and soars to a point just below the ceiling laughing demonically.
The barbot pings and dispenses her drink. She sets down, and calmly takes it, sundress back in place, and returns to the bantha burgers and taun-taun sausages.
The entire incident took less than 2 seconds.
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From: the katte bookkatte@y... Message 10682
Date: Wed Dec 6, 2000 10:11pm
as the water subsides, the katte sputters and finds herself in the lap of one
very attractive sith. she shifts to human form and curls around him. "why
hello there..." she purrs.
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From: Selah Specht ziggyjedi@a... Message 10683
Date: Wed Dec 6, 2000 10:53pm
MEAN! Ziggy sniffles, hopes to god her strep throat won't come back, and wanders over to the soundstage to pout...but...but I don't LIKE Jello...it freaks me out...never could eat it...and..and Obi's occupied and...sniffle...rats....Da zigster sighs and cranks up the amps so she can have sufficient pouting music....<g>
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From: Selah Specht ziggyjedi@a... Message 10684
Date: Wed Dec 6, 2000 10:55pm
NO FAAAAAIR! What is this, pick on Zigs' day? Dude, I've had a bad and stressful
week and you take my band, my paddlewan shorts, soak me and turn my tapioca
into jello...sniffle, I feel soooo unloved....
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From: Selah Specht ziggyjedi@a... Message 10685
Date: Wed Dec 6, 2000 11:02pm
Zigs gawks as Oasis stalk off in a huff..."BUT...BUUUT!!!!! Oh, Solara, yer gonna pay for that one.." She produces a giant cane and swiftly yanks Metallica off the stage and lets Curt Wild take their place...."mmmmm, MUCH better...." She sighs as she notes that there's water back in the pool...after a few minutes of contemplation she grins as she unleashes a multitude of goldfish into said pool... Staking her claim on a nice and DRY (I'm trying to recuperate here - NO WATER FOR MESA) and reasonably large floating inflatable raft in the middle of the pool, she sighs and looks around for any available adorable Jedi...
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From: the katte bookkatte@y... Message 10686
Date: Wed Dec 6, 2000 11:32pm
the katte paddles around in the pool. she spots ziggy floating around in the middle of the pool and fetches her a nice hot cup of tea like a good little minion. with a flick of her tail she has captured Qui-Gon's attention and a breif mental conversation has him arriving at ziggy's side at the same time as the tea sitting on a tray that the katte balanced on her cute little nose.
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From: Selah Specht ziggyjedi@a... Message 10687
Date: Thu Dec 7, 2000 00:19am
AWWWWWW.....Zigs gratefully accepts da tea and drinks carefully whilst necking with da bombad Jedi Mastuh.... Le SIIIIIIIIIGHhhhhhhhh....
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From: the katte bookkatte@y... Message 10688
Date: Thu Dec 7, 2000 00:36am
the katte grins broadly. "now you know why silver keeps me around." lol
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From: Selah Specht ziggyjedi@a... Message 10689
Date: Thu Dec 7, 2000 00:49am
LOL, too true, too true! <toasts da Katte with leftover tea and goes back to cuddling and tonsil hockey with Qui-Gon>
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From: Rita Marx pinduck85@y... Message 10690
Date: Thu Dec 7, 2000 9:28am
Rita coughs & sputters as that last tsunami caught her off guard and tore Obi-Wan from her grasp. She looks around and pouts at her loss. "Guess I'll try one of those bantha burgers." While silently she thinks of her revenge on those who took *her* trophy...
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From: Solara Karrde lt_solara@h... Message 10691
Date: Thu Dec 7, 2000 10:30am
Solara peeks around the corner, then picks up Zigs and tosses her into the pool! Pulling out a nice concussion grenade, Solara lobs it at the stage area. *duck and cover*
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From: Rita Marx pinduck85@y... Message 10692
Date: Thu Dec 7, 2000 11:04am
"Duck? Where?"
>>KABOOMMM<<
Yet another tsunami drenches the Chicks. Rita looks down at her now sloggy bantha burger.
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From: the katte bookkatte@y... Message 10694
Date: Thu Dec 7, 2000 12:29pm
The katte climbs out of the pool and shakes the water from her fur. An evil
glint appears in her eye and she begins to stalk Solara.
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From: Solara Karrde lt_solara@h... Message 10697
Date: Thu Dec 7, 2000 12:41pm
I don't think so, little miss Kitty! *turns on the hose and aims
the spray at katta*
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From: the katte bookkatte@y... Message 10698
Date: Thu Dec 7, 2000 1:00pm
She dodges the spray easily and pounces on Solara. Sitting on top of her she grins and says, "Tag! You're it!" She races off and laughs demonically. "No tag backs!"
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From: Selah Specht ziggyjedi@a... Message 10699
Date: Thu Dec 7, 2000 2:08pm
SOLARAAAAA! I'm goin to get you for that...
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From: Selah Specht ziggyjedi@a... Message 10701
Date: Thu Dec 7, 2000 2:12pm
Zigs sputters as Qui helps her out of the pool, then GLARES at Solara. Grinning
evilly, she produces a gigantic roll of plastic and before you can say 'tantaun
sausage a la mode'(like you'd want to!) she's encased in a giant plastic bubble
with no way out. Grinning, Zigs turns to the demolished stage, where out from
the rubble, the Iggmeister (better known as Iggy Pop) begins his rendition of
"Louie, Louie.." With a quick jump she's back in Qui's lap and being
happily deprived of air...
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From: Solara Karrde lt_solara@h... Message 10702
Date: Thu Dec 7, 2000 2:18pm
mpfrpfhprph mpmmpamfphfpr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Solara begins to pass out, due to lack of oxygen
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From: the katte bookkatte@y... Message 10704
Date: Thu Dec 7, 2000 2:30pm
the katte sits beside the bubble and grins. she raises one paw up and flexes one claw out. she pops the bubble and head butts solara into the pool.
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From: Jennifer jjbryan@i... Message 10693
Date: Thu Dec 7, 2000 11:36am
Jennifer steps out of the shadows and smiles as she continues to photograph
this very interesting pool party.
"What is a pool party without the pictures and potential blackmail?"
She grins as she watches all the mayhem around her and snaps more photos.
Hope you all are having fun :)
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From: Selah Specht ziggyjedi@a... Message 10706
Date: Thu Dec 7, 2000 2:34pm
Solara shrieks as she hits water, and gasps as she lands on something hard.
Yoda rushes to the surface beside her, sputtering angrily. "Fell on me you did, mmmmm" he grumbles, whacking her repeatedly with his gimmer stick....
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From: Solara Karrde lt_solara@h... Message 10707
Date: Thu Dec 7, 2000 2:38pm
RTOF!! (somehow I didn't even think about Yoda)
Solara sinks to the bottom, whimpering
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From: Kiraan Trelari kiraanjedi@y... Message 10709
Date: Thu Dec 7, 2000 3:02pm
(Tarik scampers off to find trouble, leaving Shelly to look at her watch YET AGAIN, knowing it's been over twelve hours since her invite went out.)
Shelly sighs, tempted to join the fun, but dissuaded thanks to the fact that it's FREEZING IRL out here, and a getting wet isn't tops on the list. Then again, it might just be the fact she looks terrible in a swimsuit... Or the fact the few men present are either scantily clad, goregeous, or both, *Tarik comes back with two drinks, and then proceeds to sit just out of range and drink from both straws at the same time.*
"Why you little mutant iguana!" Shelly throws the closest object at Tarik, who drops both drinks and scurries off to hide behind Katte.
(If D.K. decides to stop preening like a wookiee drag queen and show up, this party might get interesting.)
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From: the katte bookkatte@y... Message 10709
Date: Thu Dec 7, 2000 3:13pm
The katte mock fights with Tarik like they were a couple of overgrown kitties. they break off laughing and the katte fetches shelley a drink. she whispers in shelley's ear. "A wookiee drag queen?" she laughs.
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From: P. Mike dariuskunne@y... Message 10715
Date: Thu Dec 7, 2000 3:45pm
> Aggy saunters over to the pool, laughing as the katte turns the pool into > jello. She strips down to her dark green bikini and stretches out on one of > the lounge chairs to get a tan. "Wake me when the pilots arrive."
A figure dressed in black materializes from the corner of the room, surveying
the scene. He casually waves a hand at Aggie, flipping her lounge chair upside
down over the pool, depositing her in the water. (I checked the posts, and the
pool has been returned to normal water by now.) Darius Kunne, descendant of
Exar Kun, has arrived. "Wookie drag queen my ass..." he grumbles,
glaring across the room at a certain girl and her pet mutant lizard.
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From: Solara Karrde lt_solara@h... Message 10716
Date: Thu Dec 7, 2000 3:54pm
Solara's world turns gray...then black...
"Good bye, awesome party!"
Someone call the police! katte and Zigs killed me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Solara -waves to Mr. Kunne, Welcome, and beware!!!
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From: the katte bookkatte@y... Message 10718
Date: Thu Dec 7, 2000 4:18pm
the katte pulls solara out of the pool and shifts her form to semi-human again. she pokes Solara with a finger. She rolls her eyes. "Someone call Miracle Max. She's only MOSTLY dead."
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From: Solara Karrde lt_solara@h... Message 10720
Date: Thu Dec 7, 2000 5:14pm
truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue looooooooooooooooooooooooooove
*gargles*
heheh
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From: Amy ravenostego@w... Message 10728
Date: Thu Dec 7, 2000 8:56pm
Raven Ostego enters, giggling maniacally at the chaos. She looks back over her shoulder and continues to tug on the blue-ish* arm in her grasp.
"Come on Thrawny! You could use some color!"
A slightly disgruntled Thrawn steps out in his clean white swim trunks.
"I do not need some color, I am already blue."
"Aww, should I cheer you up?" Raven grins. Thrawn snorts. "Come on, just take a lounge chair already. I already agreed not to make you go swimming. You'd just blend into the pool anyway."
"Fine." Thrawn stretched out on the nearest lounge chair and ordered a drink. Raven stripped out of her black robe and hit an anime-ish pose (complete with bubbly pastel background) in her black and dark purple bikini.
"Tada!" Raven looked in Thrawn's direction for a reaction, but he had already put on his dark sunglasses and was staring at the sky. Raven pouted. "Fine, don't comment on my suit." Raven turned her back on Thrawn only to catch a glimpse of something green on the other side of the pool. "Aha! THERE's my other multi-colored man! OH XIZOR!!"
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From: Kiraan Trelari kiraanjedi@y... Message 10717
Date: Thu Dec 7, 2000 4:17pm
> Darius Kunne, descendant of Exar Kun, has arrived.
>
> "Wookie drag queen my ass..." he grumbles, glaring
> across the room at a certain girl and her pet mutant
> lizard.
>
Oppsies, umm, hi. ehe, don't take it personally. (hides behind her chair, hoping
someone's not in a bad mood.)
*Tarik growls menacingly at the sith descendant.* "Shh, do you WANT him to force-fry you again?" Shelly says from her hiding place. *Tarik grumbles something rude, then saunters off toward the pool, pretending not to notice D.K. at all.*
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From: Rita Marx pinduck85@y... Message 10721
Date: Thu Dec 7, 2000 5:29pm
Rita licks the sauce off her fingers from finishing her BBQ ribs. She takes a good look at glass enclosed pOOL connected to the resort all the Chicks were invited to by an unknown benefactor. The enclosure goes half-way up the three story building nestled in a mountain valley.
She notices a few stray snowflakes beginning drift past her reflection. Coming from Margaritaville, which is known far and wide for its tropical climate, she shivers and decides this place needs something to remind her of home.
She waves her hand to produce a blanket of soft, sugar-white sand around the pOOL. Tropical foilage sprouts up here & there strategically placed to add visual beauty, as well as a few secluded hide-aways. A soft scream followed by a >thunk< signals Master Yoda's less than graceful fall from atop a tall coconut palm.
A parrot wearing dark sunglasses, a straw hat and a colorful floral lei that really clashes with his tropical print shirt flys in to survey the festivities.
In the middle of the pOOL drifts a large, round pOOL float with an inflatable palm tree. There Rita settles with a coconut-drink in her hand. "Ah... Much better, more like home." She drifts off to sleep with a chessy grin on her face.
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From: Tab1rose@c... Message 10723
Date: Thu Dec 7, 2000 1:14pm
quietly sits back and video tapes in everything that's going on...hehehehe
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From: Tam Chronin TamChronin@h... Message 10724
Date: Thu Dec 7, 2000 6:37pm
*Tam notices that Rita has fallen asleep*
Hehehe...now's my chance!
*Finds one of the super soakers and soaks Rita with it, then runs away at top speed!*
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From: the katte bookkatte@y... Message 10727
Date: Thu Dec 7, 2000 6:53pm
The katte snags someone's cell phone and dials 1-900-call-max. In
mere moments Max arrives, nagging wife in tow. They drag Solara off to their
little hut, promises of riches ringing in their ears.
The katte prances off to find one rather cute decendant of Exar. "Oh silver, introduce me to your little friend?"
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From: agheart@y... Message 10732
Date: Fri Dec 8, 2000 1:19am
Aggy or Silver as the case and inclination may be, surfaces, glaring at Darius. She considers spitting some of the water from her mouth at the man but decides that he could probably beat her in the mischief department. "'Ello Darius. I'm sure you've met the Katte before." Clinging to the edge of the pool she gestures widely at him. "This troublemaker is Darius."
Jerking her head to remove a strand of soaked hair from her eyes, she notices Wes among the males present. "This mean the Squadrons have landed?"
Catching Wes' grin, Silver considered slipping under the water and staying under for awhile. "Why do I sense that I'm in serious trouble with these clowns sneaking around the pool?"
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From: the katte bookkatte@y... Message 10733
Date: Fri Dec 8, 2000 1:39am
the befurred and sans clothing katte in semihuman form saunters up to Darius. Her hand is light as a dove's wing in the air as she touches his shoulders and moves around him. Her voice is a soft purr. "You realize of course that I can not allow you to do that to my liege and get away with it?" She immediately tosses him into the pool and dunks him when he surfaces. When he resurfaces she is lying on the side of the pool her nose an inch from his. "by the way, nice to meet you darius at long last. you are cute." she kisses his nose and saunters off with a wink over her shoulder.
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From: Rita Marx pinduck85@y... Message 10734
Date: Fri Dec 8, 2000 5:32am
A very loud scream echoes off the sides of the pOOL enclosure and ends suddenly with an errie >SPlasshhh...blub blub blub< Rita doggedly swims to the side of the pOOL. With her long hair plastered across her face she doesn't see the side and rams head first into it "Ouch!"
Finally, she manages to haul herself up onto dry sand and rolls over to peel her hair away. In doing so, she covers herself with even more sugar-white sand and comes up looking like a sugar-dusted sweet.
Wrapping her arms around herself for some small measure of warmth she glares at the Chicks around her. Through chattering teeth she asks, "All right, WHO FILLED THE SUPER SOAKER WITH FREEZING WATER?!"
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From: Selah Specht ziggyjedi@a... Message 10731
Date: Thu Dec 7, 2000 10:32pm
<grins charmingly> Thank you, I do try to be cute occassionally, hehehehehehe
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From: Angel Sparrow valarltd@h... Message 10735
Date: Thu Dec 7, 2000 9:48pm
Angel dashes over. "I'm a Girl Scout!" She proceeds to give Solara CPR until the smaller chick coughs, sputters and comes around. "You okay, chick?"
"I think so."
"So, check out the dude. Yummm."
"Very yum."
The smell of scorching bantha burgers hits them. "Burned burgers are a small price to pay for not losing you, sweetie." Angel goes back to the grill and offers the burned ones to Tarik, who turns his nose up at them. She keeps an eye on Darius tho'. Maybe later....
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From: Solara Karrde lt_solara@h... Message 10737
Date: Fri Dec 8, 2000 9:01am
*sputters* Thanks, AJ!
Solara skirts the pOOl and spots something...someONE blue...she licks her lips, and makes plans...
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From: the katte bookkatte@y... Message 10742
Date: Fri Dec 8, 2000 1:00pm
the katte taps Solara on the shoulder and whispers in her ear. "You know, you and Thrawn would make a perfect couple right now." She grins evilly. "You are both blue!" She runs before Solara can hit her.
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From: Solara Karrde lt_solara@h... Message 10744
Date: Fri Dec 8, 2000 1:30pm
solara glances down at herself... "ALL RIGHT!! WHO DID THIS???" She points to her skin, now turned blue. But, everyone ignored her. Heaving a sigh she saunters up to Thrawn anyways. "Why so glum, chum? Why aren't you flaunting yourself in the p00L?"
"I was dragged here, against my will." He growls, and throws a menecing glare at Raven.
"Aw, don't blame her. She just wanted to show you off!"
"Then WHY did you invite that...that...Green-skinned traitor!?"
"Uh...oh, you mean Prince Horny-Toad?"
Thrawn actually laughed. "I like that. May I use it in the future?" "By all means. Uh, watch out...Ziggy is about the throw a water balloon at you, and I don't think it's filled with water."
"BEER BOMB!" Was followed by a blue balloon flying through the air. Thrawn caught it in his left hand, without popping it. "Aww!" Ziggy protested. He lobbed it back in her direction. Lucky for her, she ducked. Unlucky for Yoda, who happened to be right behind her. Solara laughs uncontrolably.
"That has got to be the greatest thing I've ever seen!"
Thrawn proceeds to look Solara up and down. "I'm sorry, i didn't
get your name."
She offers her hand. "Solara."
"Honored." He bowed, "Would you care to take a walk?"
He offered
his arm.
"I would be delighted, Admiral."
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From: Jennifer jjbryan@i... Message 10748
Date: Fri Dec 8, 2000 3:22pm
Jennifer wanders around the various groups snapping picture after picture. She's sure she got a great shot of Yoda getting smacked by a water balloon. "Hmmm.. that might make a great picture to blow up and put in the council chambers. Wonder if Mace is around.. maybe a good candid shot of him would be fun too."
She saunters around the pool, oogling the half-naked men through her camera lens. She seriously considers asking some of the men around if they'd like to 'pose' for her.
Smiling to herself, she slips back into the crowd and watches all the festivities.
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From: Solara Karrde lt_solara@h... Message 10749
Date: Fri Dec 8, 2000 3:27pm
Solara pulls Jennifer aside... "Pssst, it was a Beer Balloon, better than water!"
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From: jjbryan@i... Message 10751
Date: Fri Dec 8, 2000 3:30pm
Jennifer giggles and agrees with Solara. "That's what I get for drinking that last water, er beer balloon."
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From: Raven Ostego ravenostego@w... Message 10753
Date: Fri Dec 8, 2000 4:29pm
Raven glances over her shoulder only to see Thrawn shoot her a dirty look. She giggles and continues towards Xizor, who is busy checking out every single girl in the area like he was looking for a new slave to buy.
'Hrm...I want in on THAT action!' Grinning to herself, Raven dives under the nearest chair and tries to sneak over to Xizor without giggling too loudly. Unfortunately, she wasn't doing a very good job, so as she came up behind him, she paused and waited for a good enough distraction...
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From: Solara Karrde lt_solara@h... Message 10754
Date: Fri Dec 8, 2000 4:50pm
Hum, didn't notice this before...
> Angel dashes over. "I'm a Girl Scout!" She proceeds to give
> Solara CPR until the smaller chick coughs, sputters and comes
> around.
I WISH I was 'smaller' *g* Thanks Angel-baby!
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From: Angel Sparrow valarltd@h... Message 10758
Date: Fri Dec 8, 2000 6:45pm
Jennifer wanders around the various groups snapping picture after picture. (Long as she doesn't try to market the CPR shots as hot lez sex. Angel has no reputation, but Solara might object). The burned burgers discarded, Angel dishes out the last of the hot food. She closes the grill, sets the platter on the table and pokes peckishly through the buffet.The food is all wonderful, as it should be since she's been cooking for a week. She picks up a cookie, and nibbles around the M&M's.
Chocolate, good friends, hot guys. What more could she want? And why is she getting broody? It hits her: she is getting too old for this sort of silliness. Maybe, she can slip away without anyone noticing and rest. Six millennia tire even the stoutest of sex demonnesses. She's just at the door, when warm breath slides over her neck, and a blunt finger coated in chocolate moves to hover in front of her mouth. She catches it with her tongue and leans back, into warm, familiar arms.
"So, you were just gonna leave without sayin' goodbye?"
"Of course. You know my style. Glad you made it, love."
"Luke and the Rogues invited me. Couldn't pass a chance like this and keep my reputation intact. I didn't expect you to be here."
"No-one expects Lady Angel!" she shoots back in my best Python tones. Some chicks within earshot giggle. "Especially not a tramp freighter pilot like you. Tell me, Solo, that bucket of bolts fall apart around your ears yet?" Corellian foreplay always involves a quarrel.
"Nobody knocks my best girl!"
"Yeah?" She pulls the batwings from otherspace. "What you gonna do about it, Corellian?"
"This." Solo proceeds to kiss her until she folds the wings around them both for privacy.
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From: agheart@y... Message 10760
Date: Fri Dec 8, 2000 9:04pm
Silver began pulling herself out of the pool, then yelped as a pair of hands cupped her rear and pushed her carefully out of the water. She twisted so she sat on the sand covered ledge and looked down at her "helper" A devistatingly handsome face grinned up at her. "Hello, love. Miss me?"
"Of course I did, Face. But didn't expect you to attend the party."
He gave her a wounded look, pure theatrics that set her giggling. "How little you know me, the great Garik "Face" Loran miss a party. Especially one with so many lovely ladies in attendence." He grinned at her. "Do you believe that?"
She rolled her eyes, "Nope." He shrugged, lifted himself up out of the water and kissed her. As her arms slid around his neck, he leaned backward spilling them both into the pool.
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From: Rita Marx pinduck85@y... Message 10765
Date: Sat Dec 9, 2000 10:32am
Rita walks off in a huff, apparently no one hears her ranting about the ice water super soaker. That puts her in even more of a huff.
Ascending the plush red carpet of the grand staircase she leaves a fine, white sandy powder to mark her trail. Not watching where she's going she pounds the treads until she goes as far up as she can go. She faces a twin set of heavy oak doors. They are intricately carved and inlaid with gold. She realizes she stands before the entrance to the pENTHAUS. Curious, she turns the doorknob -- it's locked and there's no keyhole to peep through.
Shrugging, she moves to leave. ~I really gotta get this sand washed off,~ she says to herself. The sand has finally gone where no sand should go and it's very irritating. Turning on the stairs for one more look she notices what appears to be a set of four letters running across the doors from one to the other. ~Must be the owner. Or our mysterious benefactor?~
All the rooms at the resort are alike -- nothing less than a suite. Standing on the imported marble, Rita struggles to peel off her swimsuit. It's stuck! No amount of pulling and tugging will even budge the thing. She finally has to call room service for a spatula.
"Ahh... This feels Sooo good." Rita leans into the massaging spray of the shower. The very warm water runs down her face.
>gasp< An arm snakes around her waist and pulls her backwards into a very solid wall of muscle as a hot mouth descends to worship that tender spot just behind her ear.
"Hi, Obi-Wan, whatca doing here?"
"Cleaning off the tapioca."
"Hmm, let me help you. Rita turns in his embrace. Wrapping one arm around his lower, lower back she pulls him even closer into her heat. Sliding one hand through his hair she massages the back of his head for a few seconds before grabbing his ponytail between her fingers. Pulling his head back to expose his neck she sweetly tortures his sweet spot just under his chin. This slowly drives him wild as he purrs his satisfaction.
The bathing room fills with steam as their combined moans and purrs bounce off the glass-bricked enclosure...
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From: Rita Marx pinduck85@y... Message 10766
Date: Sat Dec 9, 2000 10:42am
After her tyrst with her favorite Padawan, Rita finds she has worked up quite an appetite -- for real food this time. She fowns as she notices the grill has been closed. That's alright, she's in the mood for some hot egg nog anyway, but has to retrieve it from the kitchen. Wandering into the large, walk-in frezzer, she finds something unexpected.
Behind the stacks of Hoth frozen waffles is a stash of super soakers. She picks one up and quickly replaces the water with a bubble mixture. Quietly chuckling she slips out to rejoin the pARTY. ~At last revenge will be mine.~
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From: jjbryan@i... Message 10770
Date: Sat Dec 9, 2000 4:58pm
> And with that Rita gets an evil gleam in her eye and shoves
> Jennifer into the baby pOOL... ;)
Jennifer climbs out of the pool and shakes off as much as possible.
"Oooohh.. you'll pay for that," she says with an evil gleam in her eyes. From out of nowhere she produces a can of silly string and proceeds to squirt Rita with the entire can!!!
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From: the katte bookkatte@y... Message 10768
Date: Sat Dec 9, 2000 1:41pm
The katte in human form stretchs out on one of the beach lounge chairs. She closes her eyes and drifts off into dreamland. After a few minutes though she can feel someone watching her. She opens her eyes slowly and sees a green snout about 2 inches from her face. The katte jerks back with a scream. Then she realizes it is only Tarik and gives the scaley kid a playful shove. "Get out of here, ya big lug!" she laughs.
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From: sarahls26@a... Message 10791
Date: Sun Dec 10, 2000 1:49pm
YOU KIDS AND ALL YOUR SPLASHING! Hope you all waited a half hour after lunch to start swimming!
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From: Rita Marx pinduck85@y... Message 10800
Date: Mon Dec 11, 2000 5:37am
Rita pokes two holes in the mass of silly string where her eyes should be and looks at Jennifer. Jennifer can see a gleam in Rita's eyes and nods. Slinking away from the pOOL they silently pad up behind Sarah as another can of silly string is produced...
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From: jjbryan@i... Message 10810
Date: Mon Dec 11, 2000 12:07pm
Jennifer smiles at Rita as she proceeds to make a very lovely bee-hive hairdo out of silly string on the top of Sarah's head.
"There, much better I think."
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From: the katte bookkatte@y... Message 10812
Date: Mon Dec 11, 2000 3:36pm
<leaves the pool party for a moment to go back to her room. inside there not all is ok. she finds her beloved pet bird Nibbles is dead after nearly drowning in the bath tub and just could not recover. incredibly sad at loosing her beloved pet despite the nasty temper of the bird and the numerous scars on her hands from it, she picks up the bird and takes it to the gardens to be buried among the daisies.>
fare thee well my friend...........
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From: Rita Marx pinduck85@y... Message 10833
Date: Tue Dec 12, 2000 5:26am
A saddened Katte slumps into a lounger in a secluded portion of the pOOL hAUS. It was a lovely memorial service for her beloved pet, but for the moment, she felt like being by herself, she would rejoin the festivities in a little while when she was felling more like her usual frisky self.
From above her a pair of black eyes watched her. A graceful blur of red and blue and gold landed on the end of her lounger. Katte's eyes widened at the sight of a parrot wearing a tropical print shirt with floral lei and a straw hat. Cautiously, the bird came forward and gave this exotic feline-human woman a long look. Through the Force sensed her saddness. He spoke to her as he began bobbing up and down several times, //Look at me! Look at me! Look at me!// The bird proceeded to stand on his head and do all sorts of little tricks. He yodeled like a Swiss maid. He even sang opera, selections from her favorite broadway musicals. All in an effort to cheer her up...
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From: the katte bookkatte@y... Message 10839
Date: Tue Dec 12, 2000 4:09pm
The katte gave this little bird a strange look. She grinned evilly and shifted to full puma style katte regalia. she pounced on the bird and deliberately let it fly away squaking. She looked after the bird with a faint air of amused sadness. "Thank you my fine feathered friend." she shook her head and padded off back to the pool party. "show tunes. sheesh"
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From: Rita Marx pinduck85@y... Message 10846
Date: Wed Dec 13, 2000 5:16am
Finding safety perched atop a date plam and with his heart pounding wildly in his beak the pARROT shook his ruffled feathers. He knew that was a close call with the katte. He sighed and began preening his feathers. Now that the katte was back to her usual frisky self, he knew his work had been done.
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From: Kiraan Trelari kiraanjedi@y... Message 10816
Date: Mon Dec 11, 2000 3:43pm
(Looks over and realizes Tarik may be developing a crush on Katte)
Psst, lizzard-boy, you're not even in the same branch of the classification
table, let-alone the same species. Mammals and Reptiles don't mix well, remember
Xian, your half-Falleen friend?
*Tarik grumbles unhappily, nodding.*
(Shelly looks thoughtfully at Xizor for a moment.) Umm, maybe we'd better warn certain others that humans and Falleen are genetically compatible, i don't think anyone needs a Xizor Jr. running about...
*Tarik mutters something about biting Xizor's leg off if he bothers Katte, then curls up unhappily next to Shelly's chair.*
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From: Selah Specht ziggyjedi@a... Message 10829
Date: Mon Dec 11, 2000 10:40pm
BRING ON THE PURRING!Obi clones! <giggles as a whole litter of PURRING!Obis dive into the pool and curls up happily with PURRING!Obi #1 and Qui-Gon> Have fun all those who need a Jedi! <G>
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From: Rita Marx pinduck85@y... Message 10832
Date: Tue Dec 12, 2000 5:11am
After taking care of business with Sarah, Rita walked off trying to to pull the silly string out of her hair without pulling her hair out. Fortunately, it didn't seem to to be sticking too much, only to her skin.
The scent of strawberry kept teasing her. She looks around, but here are none in sight on the buffet table. Still, the luscious scent continues to tease her, Brushing a hand across her face to wipe away the last string on her face she realizes the scent is coming from the silly string itself. Curious, she takes a lick... Yup, this is the edible variety of silly string!
A footfall alerts her to the presence of someone behind her. She turns around to face a broad chest that belongs to a Jedi Master. "Looks like you got yourself into quite a mess there, Rita. May I be of assistance?"
~Oh, I'll say! Woohoo! Thank you Jennifer!~ she thinks to herself. Putting on her best 'innocent' look she replies, "Ah...yes, Master Jinn. It seems I could use some help, I can't seem to reach all of it."
"Please, call me Qui-Gon," he bows. As he comes up they see the playful sparkle in each other's eyes.
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From: Rita Marx pinduck85@y... Message 10849
Date: Wed Dec 13, 2000 11:47am
At last Rita and Qui-Gon made it to his private room, with a lot of nibbling along the way; and not just on the edible sillystring, either.
Rita favored the Jedi Master with a sensual strip tease as she unwound the string from her body. The heat in Qui-Gon's eyes burned brightly as he watched from where he lounged before the fireplace. When the sillystring was gone they teased each other out of their clothing. One thing led to another and now Rita lay draped across Qui's back as they lay before the warmth of the crackling fire. She lay there too comfortable to move. She felt like a kitten full of cream and well satisfied.
Qui-Gon smiled as he replayed their encounter. There was a lot to say for the inexperience of youth.
Rita smiled as she replayed their encounter. Qui-Gon's style was very different from his Padawan's. Sure, there was a lot to say for Obi-Wan's youthful, energetic style. Likewise, there was much to learn from Qui-Gon's experienced style; and she learned a lot this night.
Feeling a shift in her energy, Qui-Gon did nothing. He let her make the next move and set the pace. He didn't have long to wait.
Nuzzling his shoulder, Rita started tracing the curve of his spine with small kisses. Her small hands began to caress his flanks as she continued downward. Admiring the tight form of his buns, Rita sees something she didn't exactly have time to notice before. There was a small tattoo on his shapely left cheek.
"100% Prime Jedi
No Clone Added."
Rita had to stop herself from giggling as she realized what this meant. Ziggy has a Qui-Clone! Opening the telepathic pathway shared between all Sithers, one that no Jedi can connect with, Rita informed her fellow Chick of this and then gave her a mental raspberry. :P
"What's so funny, Rita? I can feel you giggling."
"Oh, nothing you would understand, Qui-Gon."
Coming from a tropical climate, Rita never had any use for a fireplace. She definitely had a use for them now...
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From: Selah Specht ziggyjedi@a... Message 10850
Date: Wed Dec 13, 2000 12:03pm
Zigs was promptly knocked into the water by the force of the mental communication from Rita...At first not comprehending she burst to the surface, sputtering, her eyes narrowed. At the slightly sheepish gaze of 'Qui-Gon' that most certainly did not belong on the Jedi master, two and two slowly added up to four. "WHAAAAAAAAAAAA?" was the first word that managed to escape her lips. Great, just GREAT! She came to this party hoping to have some fun time with her hunnies and they trick her with clones, probably just to humor her! FAN-fucking-TASTIC! Sighing in disappointment, she swam to the edge of the pool and somewhat gracelessly yanked herself out of it, ignoring the nervous gazes of the clones. PURRING!Obi was one thing...he was one of her favorite pastimes, but for a Jedi to purposefully trick her...not cool at all. Ignoring the stares of her fellow chicks she stomped to the supply closet and promptly locked herself inside.
so there! :p
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From: Solara Karrde lt_solara@h... Message 10854
Date: Wed Dec 13, 2000 1:32pm
Solara pokes her head around the corner. "ha ha!! Mine's real!!" She points to Thrawn. thhhhhhhhppppppppppppppppt! :P
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From: Raven Ostego ravenostego@w... Message 10860
Date: Wed Dec 13, 2000 3:41pm
Xizor stared after the pissed Zigs, still not quite sure what had happened but enjoying the view of her wet backside. Raven, still hiding behind the chair, took this opportunity (as her legs had begun to hurt from squatting back there for so long!) and pounced on His Royal Reptileness, landing in his lap. Xizor's eyes nearly popped out of his head at first, but he quickly hid the surprised expression.
"Hey Xizzzzzzzzzorrrrrrrrrrrrr!" Raven giggled insanely, causing Xizor to cast a disdainful look at her.
"Hello, Raven Dear. What a surprise to see you here. You haven't written anything more on that fic of yours for so long that I thought you had died. It seems I was sadly mistaken."
"Oh, you know you love me, Greenie!" Raven giggled again and cuddled up to Xizor's muscular chest.
"Perhaps, but I still with you'd write that nice smut chapter for me."
"You would like that, wouldn't you?"
"Yes, I would." The two just stared at each other for a long while.
Finally, not being able to stand it anymore, Raven tugged playfully on Xizor's long black topknot hair, giggling as his head was pulled back. She wrapped her arms around herself and rocked back and forth, not able to stop even as Xizor slowly brought his head back down to glare menacingly at Raven.
"I... am not... you're plaything!" Letting out a feral growl, Xizor pounced.
"Eep!" Raven put her arms out to try and stop him, but Prince Pimp was too big for her. The two struggled, then Raven managed to flip Xizor onto his back. She grinned triumphantly down at him, only to suddenly find herself back on her back. She re-flipped Xizor again, who re-flipped her, and so forth until the two were rolling around through the room, bumping into various Sith Chick's legs. Raven saw the pool in the distance, and began to steer his Grand Green-ness that way
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From: Kiraan Trelari kiraanjedi@y... Message 10855
Date: Wed Dec 13, 2000 1:56pm
Sick of the argument over the music, Shelly uses what little power she has left from her days doing Mandrake/MagicStorm fics and summons both Creed and Aerosmith to perform. She then returns to her chair as they begin a mixed version of "Sweet Emotion" and then take turns playing their greatest hits.
Meanwhile, Tarik trots off after Ziggy, following her to the closet door. He knocks gently on the door, then chirrups like a bird curiously. "Hey in there, me's a clone, and mees not trick anyone. Stupid jedis always being stupid, huh?" he says.
Shelly looks over with a sigh and a grumble. "Stop hitting on everyone here, Ziggy hasn't even read your stories yet."
*Tarik growls at her* "Mees not hitting on anybody! Me's trying to be nice! why everybody think since Tarik male, he chase skirts! Stupid jedis chase skirts, not Tarik. Tarik just being nice!!" he snaps defensively. He sits down next to the door and curls his tail around his leg, folding his arms over his chest and sulking. "Just being nice, not like stupid humans think Tarik cute," he grumbles quietly to himself. "Nooo, just big green mutant iguana in loincloth to stupid humans," he pouts.
Shelly sighs, "Why don't you just go scare the parrot or something, that'll cheer you up."
"No wanna scare parrot! Parrot scary enough with stupid loud shirt!" Tarik says.
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From: Selah Specht ziggyjedi@a... Message 10857
Date: Wed Dec 13, 2000 2:37pm
Ziggy smiled slightly from inside the darkened closet. "I know you mean well, Tarrik," she chuckled slightly before returning to her pouting. "But I thought Jedi were better than that, especially Qui and Obi...I mean, what, I'm just a fun time to them, they don't think it matters if they show up themselves or send clones?" Another classic, dragged-out Ziggy sigh followed. "I guess I thought I mattered more than that," she whispered, sniffling slightly, whether it was because of disappointment or the fact that she was damp and cold, it was hard to tell. Ah, well, at least no one could trick her anymore while she was inside a closet, she had that much going for her, and Tarrik was there to guard against any 'stupid jedi.'
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From: Selah Specht ziggyjedi@a... Message 10865
Date: Wed Dec 13, 2000 5:40pm
Zigs sighed from her sitting position in said closet, and very slightly lowered her mental shields to take a look at the situation. Yup, Qui and Rita were STILL going at it...Normally she wouldn't be quite so possessive, but she had been having a bad streak of luck lately and all she wanted was a little fun with a Jedi! /First Obi alludes me now Qui.../ she thought sadly to herself, wondering if she had lost her touch. Then an idea hit her. An evil idea. A wonderful idea. A perfectly wonderful EVIL idea...Reaching out slightly with the Force, Zigs eavesdropped slightly on the two going at it, and gaining more control after a few moments, focused her grip on Qui-Gon's now-erect member. She watched impassively in her mind's eye as the couple's foreplay increased, until that crucial moment arrived....as Qui-Gon's member was poised to take the chick, by some mysterious force it suddenly softened....
"What the-" Rita stammered, her eyes wide, wondering if the Jedi Master was getting a little old, after all. Qui-Gon, in the meantime, was trying to deal with the fact that he had had NO release and none was in sight...Laughing to herself in the closet, Zigs' pulled back her Force sense away from the master's penis and gave a slight smirk. That would be all she would interfere...if the two were game to try again, she wouldn't mess with them, but THIS time it was too good to pass up!
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From: jjbryan@i... Message 10866
Date: Wed Dec 13, 2000 6:46pm
Jennifer wanders around the party, seeing what other mischief she can get into.
> Raven saw the pool in the distance, and began to
> steer his Grand Green-ness that way.
As she passes Raven and Xizor, she gives them a not-so-subtle push with her foot that drops them both in the pool. She smiles at Raven as she attempts to dunk Xizor.
Jennifer wanders past a newly free Obi-Wan, grabs him by the wrist, and drags him into the building. She reaches down and gives Tarrik a good pet/rub as she opens the closet door enough to shove the 'true' Obi-Wan in. As she leans against the door, she hollers at Ziggy, "Smile, enjoy yourself, and don't even think about coming out until he has cheered you up!" She sits down next to Tarrik and leans against the door for a bit, making sure that neither of the closet occupants will try to escape (yeah, like either would really want to.)
"Well Tarrik, think Zigs will cheer up now? Oh, and while I'm here, you can tell me all about yourself, since I have no clue who you are" :)
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From: Selah Specht ziggyjedi@a... Message 10870
Date: Wed Dec 13, 2000 11:18pm
Zigs yelped slightly as the closet door was flung open, and gasped as a padawan-sized weight was flung on top of her. Instinctively she pushed him away, sending him thudding against the now-closed door.
"What are YOU doing in here, if it even IS you..." she hissed, her eyes narrowing in the darkness.
"Jennifer flung me in here-"
"I KNEW it, it wasn't even YOUR idea!" she muttered, kicking a bucket for emphasis as she turned away, trying to hide the wetness building up in her eyes.
"I didn't say I didn't WANT to, but I didn't see where you had gone to!" he retorted, snaking his arms round her waist, frowning as she went rigid. "Besides, I wasn't sure how to deal with someone that's fond of wearing my swimwear on her head and prancing around the facility that way..." he chuckled in her ear, his fingers gently circling against damp cloth and skin, causing her to relax slightly despite her efforts not to.
"Well what makes you think that I want you here NOW?"
"Well, the fact that you're hiding in the closet might have something to do with it," he laughed slightly, pulling Zigs back into his broad chest. "Besides, now I finally have you where I want you," he purred in her ear, causing her to shiver.
"And how do I know that you're not a clone?" she asked, raising a skeptical eyebrow. At that a broad grin broke across his face.
"Don't let PURRING!Obi hear you talking like that...but if you need any other proof, see for yourself," he added, his swim trunks hitting the floor with a wave of his hands and the Force. Gulping, Zigs backed up as much as the closet would allow.
"My, but you are pretty...but I don't see anything that would convince me that you aren't a clone!" she argued, until Obi pointed down with a single slender finger. Her eyes widened as his member became more erect, revealing the words "Paddlewan Original" on it.
"It's a handy location, you must confess," he growled as he pinned her against the door suddenly, his eyes glittering. "But how do I know that YOU'RE really the real you?" he teased, his fingers deftly plucking the swimsuit away from her skin. "I'd better check just to make sure," he added, and in a few moments he had the item in his hand. His mouth sealed over hers suddenly, tongue quickly taking possession of her mouth as his other hand began to explore her backside. So intent was his attentions that at first Ziggy didn't notice him opening the door just slightly.
"Tarrik, here, take this and don't bring it back till I say so," he instructed the lizard-boy, dropping Zigs suit by his tail and promptly shut the door again.
"OBI-WAAAN!"
"What, it's a fair trade! Besides," he added in a low voice, his eyebrows waggling slightly, "It gives us all the more reason to stay in here..." and with that all was kisses and touches and hands and tongues and heat and passion...
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From: Kiraan Trelari kiraanjedi@y... Message 10884
Date: Thu Dec 14, 2000 3:47pm
Tarik looks down at the object next to him, then looks up at jenny with a shrug. "Guess she be okay now," he says, then looks toward the pool, where a familiar helmeted figure is standing near Katte. He chirrups in surprise, then stops to think. With a sudden mischevious chuckle, he slinks off toward a better viewing position. Noticing how nice and warm the hot tub looks, and how cold the pool water is compared to it, and the proximity of both, he decides something must be done. He bolts for the pool at top speed, jumps off the edge, yelling "CANNONBALL!!!!" A massive wave splashes over the edge of the pool and into the hot-tub, also splashing several people close to the pool. Shelly included.
Tarik happily enjoys the mayhem he's caused, climbing out of the pool. He quickly ducks back into the pool, tooking around in a panic. A brown leather Tarzan-style loincloth floats somewhere near the edge of the pool, and is retrieved by Shelly, who is dripping wet, and dripping dye from her tye-dye shirt.
"That's it, i don't care if you're my creation or not, you soak the hippie, you get booted!"
Tarik chirps, sinking to his nose in the water, hiding.
Shelly flips his loincloth back into the pool. "Forget this, i'm going to go hijack a jedi clone. If Darius shows up, bite him in the leg or something," she says walking back to her lounge chair. Strangely, she now seems to have lost weight as the color dripped from her favorite shirt. A girl slightly resembling Lara Croft plus thirty pounds now resides in her place.
Even stranger, that's what she looks like in real life, but plus a hundred instead of thirty. (Hey, we all can't be barbie-dolls, even in our imagination. Then again, who would want to?)
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From: Rita Marx pinduck85@y... Message 10877
Date: Thu Dec 14, 2000 11:37am
Qui-Gon and Rita parted ways -- for now. They agreed to see each other agin when next their busy schedules would permit.
As Qui-Gon got closer to the pOOL hAUS a strange, fuzzy feeling invaded his head. This was a feeling, the likes of which he had never experienced before. It had the distinct feel of..."feedback?" He adjusted his focus & was able to compensate; dampening the unusual sensation tickling his brain.
Entering the pOOL hAUS, he felt a distrubance in the Force. Somehow, he got the distinct impression it centered around Ziggy. He looked around but could not locate her. The "feedback" was overlapping his Force senses, making it difficult to get a handle on what exactly the problem was.
Scanning the room, he steps cautiously. He could feel the energy there had somehow shifted. His eyes lock onto a pair of familiar blue eyes at the other end of the pOOL. With a start, he realizes he is holding a staring contest with himself! He visibly winces as he hears his own voice telepathically greet him.
//Hello, Number One. You didn't know you had a clone, did you?//
Qui-Gon's hand edged closer to where his lightsabre should be.
//Relax, brother, I am just like you -- I serve the Lightside and fight the Dark.//
A brief explanation of what occurred sent Qui-Gon to lightly tap on a closet door...
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From: the katte bookkatte@y... Message 10880
Date: Thu Dec 14, 2000 1:25pm
The katte meandered back into the pool room. She looked around and saw all the chicks having fun as well as soooo many members of the male side of the star wars universe. She grinned but found she still wanted a bit of quiet. She padded over to the hot tub and shifted into human form. She sighed in total bliss at the wonderful heat and swirling water jets. She was able to look out picture windows at the snow falling from above.
She felt hands desend upon her shoulders and begin to work out the stress and tension in her shoulders. A delighted purr began deep in her throat. "I wondered when you would get here." She turned her head a bit to kiss the gloved hand of one of her masked men, Darth Vader. She opened her eyes at the sound of someone entering the water and looked at the gorgeous body of her other masked man, Boba Fett. "You know you really ought to try letting a girl see your face instead of that damned silk mask you wear without your helmet."
His voice was a purr of fingers against satin. "Shut up and let us love you."
The katte was immediately silenced by his lips seizing hers...
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From: Selah Specht ziggyjedi@a... Message 10890
Date: Thu Dec 14, 2000 8:20pm
Ziggy promptly tensed at the knock on the door, causing Obi to momentarily pause from his advantage in their game of tonsil hockey to look up and grin in recognition at the Force sense. Ziggy caught it as well and sighed, throwing an irritated glance towards the door.
"Get lost!" she snapped before turning back to the padawan.
"I need to talk to you," he murmured carefully and she rolled her eyes.
"I'm busy, /Master/ Jinn," she growled as she leaned towards Obi's neck, then paused as the knocking started up again.
"What could you possibly be busy with in a /closet/!?" he asked, slightly exasperated and Obi chuckled.
"You'd be surprised, Master," Obi purred, opening the door a crack. Qui's eyes widened momentarily before beginning to darken, and he reached a large hand for the door.
"No way, liar," Zigs snapped, trying to press her weight against the door, but the master was just a tad bit stronger than she and managed to fight his way inside the enclosed space.
"I honestly didn't send him to you in my place...I didn't even know I HAD a clone," he argued as the chick backed up slightly, bumpiing against Obi. "Reach out to me and you'll see!" he insisted, flooding her mind with his Force sense. Her eyes widened at the impact and she sighed as she realized it was the truth.
"Fine...I guess I've just got to learn to share," she huffed, feeling like a complete idiot under the gazes of the two Jedi.
"All right, no more controlling your sex drive through the Force," she sighed, blushing slightly at Qui's wide eyes.
"That was YOU? I thought I was just tiring out!"
"Believe me, you have one of the longest endurance rates I've ever seen...I suppose I just got jealous," she murmured, wishing she had her suit on so she could just run out, like it would be that easy to escape!
"I'm sure you could help me 'wake up' again," the master growled, pressing her gently into the naked and aroused Obi-Wan.
"Well..." she said hesitantly, glancing behind and in front of her.
"We would never forget you, precious...but you see us all the time..."
"I know," she whispered, glancing away, suddenly nervous.
"But that doesn't mean we can't have fun under the current circumstances...." the master rumbled, his mouth instantly seeking the curve of Zigs' neck, causing her to gasp softly under the combined stimulation of his kisses and Obi stroking her back with barely-there touches.
"That's right...I'm far from ready to come out of the closet," Obi
snickered, earning a roll of the eyes from the other two occupants of the closet.
Before Ziggy could issue a smart retort she found her lips occupied by the Master's
needy ones, and slowly wrapped her arms round his neck to stroke his mane as
their tongues twined. Obi slowly wrapped his arms round her, one drifting up
to slowly stroke and tweak at her nipples, his mouth nibbling and sucking on
her earlobe, making her shiver. Slowly the Master nudged her legs apart with
a knee and as one both Jedi slowly dropped a hand between her open legs. Her
eyes widened and her gasp turned swiftly into a groan as they began to take
turns pleasuring her.....
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A happier Zigs, lol
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From: Raven Ostego ravenostego@w... Message 10891
Date: Thu Dec 14, 2000 9:43pm
Someone nudged Raven and Xizor (thanks for the help Jennifer!), shoving them the rest of the way into the pool. "Haha!" cried Raven, then promptly swallowed a mouthful of pool water. She stuck her head above the surface, got a good breath of air, then firmly attached herself to Xizor's waist and headed to the bottom of the pool. It was only when she was halfway to the deep end and almost out of air that she noticed Xizor wasn't struggling. That's when she remembered... 'FUCK! I forgot his species is like alligators! GONK DAMNIT!' She tried to let go of him, but he was holding onto her arms. She glared at him, her face starting to turn blue, as he just grinned triumphantly. Finally, just before she passed out, Xizor let Raven swim to the surface. She grabbed onto the side of the pool, gasping frantically for air. Xizor emerged by her side shortly after, still grinning his crocodile grin.
"Xizor... you... fucker..."
"That's Prince Fucker to you!"
Raven glared at him for several minutes, then splashed him with water. He just laughed one of his deep, animalistic laughs.
"Shut up ya green hyena." Raven pulled herself over to the steps and sat down on the second one from the bottom. Xizor swam after her, only the top of his head (from his eyes up) and his reptilian back-ridge showing above the water. Raven started sense his pheromones filling the air. "Xizor, go bug someone with weak willpower. I don't feel like giving you pity sex right now."
Never before have you seen such a great face on that stuck up Falleen. Raven only wished she had a camera. Well, for a second that was. After that, she wished she hadn't said that. Seeing that "you are now my prey and therefore are so fucked" look in his eyes, Raven made for up the stairs but was intercepted by a grinning Xizor. Before she knew what was happening, Xizor had flung her over his shoulder and was making for a private room.
"Put me down you SON OF A BITH!!!" Raven kicked, screamed, hit, and bit, but from what she could tell it only encouraged Xizor.
"Heh. Not so tough now, are we? By the time I'm done with you, you'll be begging me to give *you* 'pity sex'"
Damnit.
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From: the katte bookkatte@y... Message 10893
Date: Fri Dec 15, 2000 00:58am
Vader sensed the oncoming wave of chilling water and with a wave of his hand, sent it flying towards Tarik. He turned back to the other two ensconsed in the tub. Fett nodded regally to him. "I knew there was a reason we kept you around." Vader's hands slid down into the water to curl possesively around the katte's human form breasts. "I knew there was also a reason WE kept YOU around. Unfortuneatly, I can't seem to remember it." Fett fell back in the water clutching at his throat. The katte put a hand over Vader's "Down boy!" Fett lay there gasping for a moment before Vader released him and allowed him to live. "As you wish." Fett took his life in his hands to mutter , "Nice pet, does it come with a diamond stud collar?" The katte coolly answered, "No he comes as a plain hard as velvet steel stud."
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From: Tam Chronin TamChronin@h... Message 10894
Date: Fri Dec 15, 2000 3:02am
*Tam notices that no one is chasing her for the super-soaker, turns, and runs back, only to notice that the katte has taken *her* Darth Vader. She pouts, dejected, for he had been hers alone for so many RRs, but after what he did last time...*
Good. I'm glad he's not hanging on me anymore. Who needs him anyway? He was a big jerk!
*Tam slouches off, grumbling, not looking where she's going....*
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From: Angel Sparrow valarltd@h... Message 10914
Date: Sat Dec 16, 2000 6:24pm
Angel here. This takes place before Anakin-turning-Vader is delivered.
>From: "Tam Chronin" TamChronin@h...
>*Tam slouches off, grumbling, not looking where she's going....*
Not paying much attention, Tam bumps against what she takes to be an odd brown cabana. The walls-cum-batwings unfurl, revealing a collected Angel, and a very disheveled, heavily snoring smuggler.
"Ah, Tam. Hi."
"Least somebody's getting some."
"You know how it is with Corellian males. Three or four or six good ones and they're down for the count."
Angel takes Tam's elbow and escorts her away from the sleeping Captain Solo. "He needs his rest and I need chocolate. Care to join me?"
The buffet table is pretty decimated. A flutter of wings and a snap of talons, and it is decked as a chocolatier's dessert fantasy. A second table appears, with non-chocolate desserts.
"Uh, Angel? The wings?"
"Oh, right. Causing drafts on the swimmers, am I?" She stores the wings and horns and fangs and talons in otherspace, and is just a normal human woman in a simple, red and orange Hawaiian print sundress. "Love mystifies me. Chocolate, I understand."
They help themselves to dessert. Lindt, Gheridelli, Godiva, Tobler, Hershey, and Nestle. Death by chocolate, truffles, cookies, cakes, pies, pudding, mousse, cheesecake, brownies, fudge, chocolate coated fruit, chocolate ice cream with chocolate cool-whip, chocolate chips and hot fudge sauce, and a couple of Girl Scout Thin Mints on the side.
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From: jjbryan@i... Message 10908
Date: Fri Dec 15, 2000 10:46pm
Jennifer, happy that at least most of her sisters are happy for the moment, abandons the closet duty and heads back toward the party.
As she passes a pouting Tam, she pauses for a moment, and then pushes a 'almost evil, but just turning evil Anakin/Darth Vader (you know, Anakin as he turns into Vader) into the path of Tam.
"See if he can cheer you up," she yells as she saunters off toward the hot tub to see if she can rustle up a clone (or three) or a few fly-boys who can help her relieve the tension that comes from finally finishing the semester finals (and maybe soothe her still sore ankle).
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From: Solara Karrde lt_solara@h... Message 10895
Date: Fri Dec 15, 2000 8:59am
"My dear, you look wonderful!" Thrawn stated to Solara.
"Yeah, but...Don't I look sort of freakish??" Thrawn frown. "Oh, no offense! You're absolutly beautiful! But you have the black hair and the red eyes to match. I just have blue skin...white hair and gray-green eyes...I've got to look like some kind of funky ghost!? Don't I?"
Thrawn smiled wickedly and began to stalk towards her.
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Several....hours later, the emerged from the tool shed. Both with a rather satified
smile on their faces. They found some empty lounge chairs and dozed off for
a while...
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From: Kiraan Trelari kiraanjedi@y... Message 10901
Date: Fri Dec 15, 2000 3:39pm
Observing that everyone is having much more fun than she is, Shelly starts feeling the old "Mad Scientist" thing creeping up. Casually producing a "Lil' Bastard" home cloning kit from under her chair, she counts the sampler syringes, eyeing a sleeping blue admiral with a smirk...
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From: Tam Chronin TamChronin@h... Message 10912
Date: Sat Dec 16, 2000 11:40am
"See if he can cheer you up!"
What the--I turn to look and see my fondest dream headed my way. Just like Vader in many ways, but much much cuter. I'm drawn to him like a moth to a flame...suspecting the same results. Oh well, I can't help myself, so I resolve to enjoy every moment until I do go down in flames. At least this time I'm not going blindly to my doom.
I look him over, enjoying the scenery, then give gim a slow smile as I gaze longingly into his eyes. "Hello Muse," I purr, "do you like to go swimming?"
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From: Tam Chronin TamChronin@h... Message 10915
Date: Sat Dec 16, 2000 9:07pm
Anakin flashes a half-smile and looks at me like I'm a chocolate statue...and
he has a sweet-tooth. "Muse? I've never been called that before. So, what
is it I'm inspiring in you?"
::Lust:: I think a bit too loudly, then slam my mental shields up and blush a deep red. "I-I mean, um..."
"It's okay, it's flattering." A mischevious grin spreads on his mouth though. "A dip in that nice, cool, refreshing pOOL might be just what you need."
Before I know it he rushes me and grabs me like I weigh nothing, then suddenly we are flying through the air into the pool. Though the water was warm earlier, now it feels like ice on my heated skin, and I scream in shock as soon as my head breaks above the water.
Everyone not otherwise occupied looks to make sure no one is actually drowning, then laughs at my predicament. In a moment I also laugh, splashing Anakin playfully. He grabs my wrists in one powerful hand and pulls me close so I can't splash him anymore.
My pulse races as I lose myself in his clear blue eyes.
"Chocolate," he whispers.
I shake my head and look at him questioningly. "What?"
"Your breath smells like chocolate." His eyes are dreamy as he bends over me, caressing my lips with his own. His kiss becomes more insistant, his lips parting and his tongue seeking entrance. Our tongues battle, caress, and taste each other in the longest and most satisfying kiss of my life. I feel like I'm melting...in more ways than one.
"I thought so."
"What?" I ask, lost in the rapture of post-kiss fuzziness.
"You taste like chocolate too." I think about the self-pity-chocolate I had devoured with Angel just minutes, or a lifetime, ago. I send her a silent thank-you for bringing me to that table, it seemed to be doing me some good. Anakin's eyes traveled slowly up and down my body and he allowed himself a slight grin. "Do you taste like chocolate anywhere else?"
"I doubt it, but there's only one way to know for sure."
"Right, let's look for a room."
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From: Kiraan Trelari kiraanjedi@y... Message 10936
Date: Mon Dec 18, 2000 3:43pm
Shelly casually wandered around the room, occasionally 'accidentally' bumping into certain people. Making her way toward the door to the ladies room, she casually slips the little biosample collection syringes into their box.
A scream comes from the ladies room just as she reaches the door, and an Obi-wan clone comes running out, smacking her with the door and knocking the wind out of her. She barely notices that this obi-clone seems to have tried to hide red-and-black striped hair using an entire can of blonde toupee-in-a-can. He helps her to stand, then dissapears into the crowd. The unmistakable tinkle of shattered glass comes from the box holding the dna samples.
"Awwww, crap," Shelly grumbles, seeing the mess inside the little plastic baggie in the box. She shakes the box a little, trying to see if any syringes are left intact. Suddenly, an idea hits, and she races into the ladies room to inflate the portable cloning tank that came with the home cloning kit.
With a "mad scientist" evil laugh, she inflates the tank in an empty stall, then dumps ALL the little samples into the tank, filling it with water. She dumps in the little "Clone-goo" packet, which suddenly conjures an image of an old sea monkey kit.
She closes the stall door and locks it, whistling innocently as she heads for the door to wait. A Chiss admiral, a Falleen prince, and a few jedi glance at her uneasily, rubbing various arms, legs and behinds where they were jabbed.
With a faked cough and another whistle of innocence, Shelly heads off toward the bar, pretending to ignore them.
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From: Rita Marx pinduck85@y... Message 10938
Date: Tue Dec 19, 2000 5:07am
What no Chick Clones? Could you imagine mutliple Chicks running around? Can you imagine multiple Ziggy's? Multiple Ziggy's?! OMG...What am I saying? ::Goes to running to hide::
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From: Selah Specht ziggyjedi@a... Message 10944
Date: Tue Dec 19, 2000 3:48pm
YEEHEHEE!!!!! Now THERE'S AN IDEA! Anyone dare to bring THAT Wrath upon the world, hehehehehehhehee...mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
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From: Rita Marx pinduck85@y... Message 10939
Date: Tue Dec 19, 2000 5:24am
Rita finally emerges from her suite, stretching as she does so. She thought about the tall Jedi Master. He was definately a man of great strength and great gentleness and equally great stamina. He had worn her out. She was still not fully recovered despite the catnap she needed to recover.
Walking by one of the rESORT's many shops something hanging on a wall display in back catches her attention. She goes in to have a look...
~Eureka! Just the size I'm looking for, too!~ she silently whoops her joy at her find. It's the last one of the correct size. Rita runs a hand over the fabric and melts. She holds in her hand a pair of swim trunks identical to her Obi-trophy. She currently lost track of it, but has seen it covertly change owners several times since she first held them aloft in victory. Knowing her chance of leaving with the luscious Padawan is zilch as long as Ziggy is around, she's determinied to leave with her trophy. She checks an inside seam for something in particular -- nope its not there. She smiles.
As she pays for the trunks, the sales girl mentions something about this style being very popular lately. In fact, several of the same size had been sold that day. ~Hmmm,~ Rita thinks. ~I guess I'm not the only Chick with the same idea to snatch and grab.~ As she returns to the pARTY she tucks it away for safekeeping.
Entering the pOOL hAUS, she is startled to see several Obi-Clones lounging about. ~I wonder where that new girl Laura is. Maybe she'll get lucky and snag one.~
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From: Kiraan Trelari <kiraanjedi@y...> Message 10945
Date: Tue Dec 19, 2000 3:48pm
(Since it's so close to the holiday, i'm guessing everyone's home and ignoring their email. I've got one more part to this, then i'm stepping out until after christmas. I'll still be on the list and checking mail, but it's no fun shoving people into the pool if no-one's home to see they've been dunked.)
One of the obi clones casually shoves another clone into the pool and walks off innocently, thumbs in his waistband. He strolls along the edge of the pool, syrveying the one-too-many obi-wans. While strolling, he notices a horned sith glaring unhappily into the distance at someone. The mischievious obi calmly strolls up behind the unaware sith, then boots him into the pool with a hillbilly war-whoop. (Dukes of Hazzard style 'YEEHAA!') He then bolts for the men's room as said sith surfaces from the water and glares at him with a growl.
Meanwhile...An egg-timer on the bar next to Shelly dings cheerfully, and she bolts for the bathroom door hopefully. Again, the door opens as she arrives, knocking her to the floor. This time, a turquoise hand with short, manicured talons reaches down to assist. Around the room, several jaws drop at the sight of the new arrival. Shelly can't help seeing a flash of the "Oh, Rocky!" line delivered in RHPS as her creation grins down awkwardly. "Hullo," he sais quietly. Maul's voice, with Obi-wan's accent and a slightly bashful tone. Violet eyes with a slight trace of Thrawn's luminescence, long, jet-black hair, and turquiose blue-green skin. As he stoops to help Shelly stand, it's obvious he's inherited his fluid grace from both maul and Qui-gon . At a temporary loss for words, Shelly just stares. "Ohhh boy, i've REALLY got to write a story about YOU.." Shelly says Finally. He laughs quietly, nearly a musical sound. "I suppose i should say 'Merry Christmas?" he asks. "Just let me find a really big bow to tie you up with," Shelly says, then looks stunned. "Did i just say that?" He nods. "Crap, i think i've been spending too much time around Katte. Oh well," she shrugs, throwing her arms around the clone, who is wearing only the Grinch boxers she left next to the tank.
"Sooo, what do i name you?" she half-purrs. He looks thoughtful, "Xirawnn?" he suggests. "Good enough. Now i've just got to find a computer and write something EXTREMELY non G-rated about you," she says.
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From: Rita Marx pinduck85@y... Message 10972
Date: Fri Dec 22, 2000 5:50am
Every pARTY has its peaks and lulls -- its bursts of activity and its quiet periods. This was one of the lulls. It seems several Chicks have disappeared, along with some of the male guests.
Rita walked over to the bar and nodded to the bar-bot as it placed a coconut with a colorful paper umbrella before her. She took a sip of her usual non-alcoholic pina colada and set it back down. Turning around on the swivel barstool she surveyed the pOOL. She didn't notice a soft rustle in the bushes. Behind her an arm reaches towards her drink.
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From: jjbryan@i... Message 11148
Date: Sat Jan 6, 2001 6:47pm
Jennifer splashes in the hot tub with members of Rogue Squadron and a few random jedi clones. She's having lots of fun. (even though her real self should be studying for exams ;) )
She pokes one of the jedi and has them turn the music back on full.
EVERYONE INTO THE POOL!!!!!!
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From: Angel Sparrow valarltd@h... Message 11156
Date: Sat Jan 6, 2001 11:56pm
Angel finally gets her nerve up and changes out of the Hawaiian print sundress and into a bikini. *Hmmm, been a little too long since I tried this on.*
A few trims with the dark succubus powers and she's back to the lithe 19 year old body she once had, keeping only the baby-enhanced bustline. The urban camo bikini top is still too small, but it works. She catches lurid glances from various and sundry of the male guests, but a look at the still-comatose Corellian, her last victim, dissuades all but the bravest. He snores peacefully on the chaise as he has for the last two days.
She sits on the edge of the pool and dangles her eet in the heated water, showing off her long legs to their best advantage. The fact that she's whistling "Canaan Days" from _Dreamcoat_ through her teeth puts off even more potential admirers.
Then, surprisingly, black-gloved hands slide over her shoulders to trace the full curves of her body. She arches under their touch, allowing the Sith lord full contact. For it is definitely a Sith aura emanating from the man behind her, and she smiles. Perhaps she can set up an inductor effect with this one, passions feeding on each other and carrying into an upward spiral instead of a mere draining as with a normal man.
As warm lips descend on her throat, she tips her head back and catches a glimpse of dark blond hair. Either an undamaged Anakin or a dark-side Luke. He urges her to stand, and he remains behind her. Since his mouth is working her shoulder, without the sense of him bending down, she asks "Luke?"
"Lord Vengar to you, woman." His hands are iron on her waist as he guides her out of the main pool area and into one of the private suites.
"But I don't sleep with guys shorter than I am," she protests, imploring a sithster to come to her aid.
"Sleep is not on the agenda," is half-growled against her shoulder.
The door shuts behind them, leaving the party to rollick on.
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From: Sache Skywalker bookart2@y... Message 11167
Date: Sun Jan 7, 2001 12:23pm
Sache enters the party and as a Luke Skywalker and an Obi-Wan Kenobi clone walk by, she slinks her arms through the waist of their pants and leads them over to another hot tub as she strips down to a gold bikini resembling Leia's in ROTJ. She pulls the Jedis' clothes off, leaving them in tangerine Speedos. She pulls them into the hot tub, disappearing with the Luke clone under the water for a moment as she fumbles with the clasp for her bikini, she expertly takes off his Speedo.
Gasping for air, she re-surfaces underwater, now completely nekked as the Luke clone shoves his throbbing cock inside her. A few thrusts bring her to her climax as she orgasms once, twice, three times, gasping for air again as she re-dresses and pulls the Obi-Wan clone under for his turn....
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