Every Saga has a beginning...
| Tales from Rent-a-Jedi began as a humor story, but slowly progressed into an on going tale of our favorite (and even our not-so-favorite) Jedi and Sith. The premise is simple - Call on Ziggy at Rent-a-Jedi, and order yourself a little "entertainment" for the evening. All major credit cards are accepted. |
The Beginning: Tales from Rent-a-Jedi
(The original "Tales" are no longer archived here.
To read
the original stories by Ziggy, please
visit this website)
But there comes a time...
| When the manager needs a hand. Why, you might ask? Well, the Sith began to give Ziggy a hard time, and help was needed. Now Liz takes over the Sith part of Rent-a-Jedi, creating Rent-a-Sith, and adding to this never-ending saga. Be sure to read Tales From Rent-a-Sith so as not to miss a single adventure from our favorite working establishment! Contact Liz for information. All major credit cards accepted. |
The Saga Continues: Tales From Rent-a-Sith
And now you're invited...
|
To attend the very first Round Robin Gala event, hosted by
Rent-a-Jedi! All Sith Chicks were invited to attend, and many did,
making this a very interesting evening indeed!
Just a few days later, the hostess of Rent-a-Jedi, Ziggy, decided to host a dinner celebration in honor of Thanksgiving, and once again, all the Sith Chicks were invited. Just imagine, a complex full of Jedi and Sith that have never heard of Thanksgiving or football before, plus a wide variety of Earth women... |
The Gala: Part 1
The Gala: Part 2
The Thanksgiving RR: Part 1
The Thanksgiving RR: Part 2
Stories give birth to bunnies...
| A number of side stories have been born from Tales. Be sure to check these out, as some take place between the round robins and continue the story, while others can stand on their own, yet follow the Rent-a-Jedi theme. |
And into the new year...
| And the saga continues, after the excitement of the holidays and after the round robins. Join Rent-a-Jedi and Rent-a-Sith as they move into the new year with even more adventures from our favorite Jedi and Sith. |
Tales from Rent-a-Jedi: Part 2
Tales from Rent-a-Sith: Part 2
And now introducing...
| The newest establishment, No Force Rentals! Tired of always having to choose from Jedi and Sith? Want a man that can't read your mind, no matter how hard he tries? Then No Force Rentals is for you! Contact Tam or Gillian for information. All major credit cards accepted. |
NEW: Tales from No Force Rentals
The Valentine's Day Grand
Opening:
Part 1 ~*~ Part 2 ~*~
Part 3 ~*~ Part
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Tales from Rent-a-Jedi was created by Ziggy. Tales from Rent-a-Sith belong to Per'agana, and Tales from No Force Rentals belong to Tam Chronin and Gillian Taylor. Other stories belong to the author whose name appears on it, and the round robins sections belong to their respected authors. Graphics were done by Gillian Taylor - many thanks to her! All of the other disclaimers also apply here - George Lucas owns 'em, we aren't making any money, and this is all in fun. This archive is designed and maintained by Crysta Novelli. Thanks, and enjoy!