Leia's Lists

You know you've seen TPM too many times...

• The Duel of the Fates theme is the background music in your dreams.
• When your significant other comes to you for help with the bills you refuse saying "I will sign no treaty, Senator!"
• At every stop on your carpool you sigh and say "Why do I get the feeling we've just picked up another pathetic life form?"
• You are angered when the President makes a decision without consulting the Jedi Council.
• You disassemble all your appliances so they can't form a droid army and try to take over the planet.
• You think human cloning is a great idea so you can have your own decoy
• You're going to Naboo for your next vacation

Why it's better to be a SWC than a SWguy...

• You get to drool over cute male Jedi like Ewan McGregor
• We get the best garb for the final scenes
• We could've saved Alderaan with a few well timed eyelash flutters
• It's easier to create a look-a-like when you can use makeup
• We get handmaidens as best friends and bodyguards, they get walking carpets
• In the real world, statistics are in our favor for finding a mate with a common obsession
• When fleeing the planet, the wardrobe is still a priority
• We can produce Jedi and train them
• To emulate a favorite character, they need to grow horns -- we just need pigtails.

Queen Amidala is better than Princess Leia...

• Amidala was elected to power, not born to it
• None of Leia's outfits have feathers
• Amidala never kissed her brother
• Three words - No cinnamon rolls
• Amidala was elected queen at fourteen, Leia was at least eighteen before she was elected to the Senate

Princess Leia is Better Than Queen Amidala...

• Princess Leia doesn't need Jedi Knights to rescue her
• Amidala is old enough to be her mother, oh wait...
• Leia's husband never turned to the darkside
• Leia never betrayed her "strongest supporter"

Obi-Wan Kenobi is Better than Darth Maul...

• Obi-Wan has hair
• Those blue eyes
• He only needs one lightsaber
• He makes it past the apprentice level
• Obi-Wan makes it all the way to Episode Four, Maul doesn't even get to Episode Two
• Obi-Wan has the adorable accent, Maul sounds like he's got a strep throat
• Obi-wan is better than Maul because he looks good in a kilt
• Obi-Wan has more than 5 lines in TPM

Why Darth Maul is better than Obi-Wan...

• Tattoos
• Biggest lightsaber
• Does what he wants, using the force and feeling no remorse
• Great Sith robes and he looks good in them
• You can never see his sunburn
• He could get in a concert using the force. Yeah Jedi Knights could too, but they wouldn't
• Silent men are sexy

• How to tell if your husband/boyfriend is secretly a Jedi/Sith
• How to tell you seen TPM too many times (If there is such a thing as too many times)
• Why Ewoks are better than Jar-Jar (or vice versa)
• Why it's more fun to be a Sith than a Jedi

If you have any reasons/lists to add, please let us know.