By jadedsabre | September 17, 2003
You know you've seen TPM too many times...
- The Duel of the Fates theme is the background music in your dreams.
- When your significant other comes to you for help with the bills you refuse saying "I will sign no treaty, Senator!"
- At every stop on your carpool you sigh and say "Why do I get the feeling we've just picked up another pathetic life form?"
- You are angered when the President makes a decision without consulting the Jedi Council.
- You disassemble all your appliances so they can't form a droid army and try to take over the planet.
- You think human cloning is a great idea so you can have your own decoy
- You're going to Naboo for your next vacation
Why it's better to be a SWC than a SWguy...
- You get to drool over cute male Jedi like Ewan McGregor
- We get the best garb for the final scenes
- We could've saved Alderaan with a few well timed eyelash flutters
- It's easier to create a look-a-like when you can use makeup
- We get handmaidens as best friends and bodyguards, they get walking carpets
- In the real world, statistics are in our favor for finding a mate with a common obsession
- When fleeing the planet, the wardrobe is still a priority
- We can produce Jedi and train them
- To emulate a favorite character, they need to grow horns -- we just need pigtails.
Queen Amidala is better than Princess Leia...
- Amidala was elected to power, not born to it
- None of Leia's outfits have feathers
- Amidala never kissed her brother
- Three words - No cinnamon rolls
- Amidala was elected queen at fourteen, Leia was at least eighteen before she was elected to the Senate
Princess Leia is Better Than Queen Amidala...
- Princess Leia doesn't need Jedi Knights to rescue her
- Amidala is old enough to be her mother, oh wait...
- Leia's husband never turned to the darkside
- Leia never betrayed her "strongest supporter"
Obi-Wan Kenobi is Better than Darth Maul...
- Obi-Wan has hair
- Those blue eyes
- He only needs one lightsaber
- He makes it past the apprentice level
- Obi-Wan makes it all the way to Episode Four, Maul doesn't even get to Episode Two
- Obi-Wan has the adorable accent, Maul sounds like he's got a strep throat
- Obi-wan is better than Maul because he looks good in a kilt
- Obi-Wan has more than 5 lines in TPM
Why Darth Maul is better than Obi-Wan...
- Biggest lightsaber
- Does what he wants, using the force and feeling no remorse
- Great Sith robes and he looks good in them
- You can never see his sunburn
- He could get in a concert using the force. Yeah Jedi Knights could too, but they wouldn't
- Silent men are sexy
Future lists may include:
- How to tell if your husband/boyfriend is secretly a Jedi/Sith
- How to tell you seen TPM too many times (If there is such a thing as too many times)
- Why Ewoks are better than Jar-Jar (or vice versa)
- Why it's more fun to be a Sith than a Jedi
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